How many times do you masturbate a day

1. 2020-09-18 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #21
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks Anyone who said 0 is either a liar or a woman.
   
   And whoever said 20 is either a liar, or possibly my new role model.
   
   I chose like 3 or 4, but only as an average.
   
   I sometimes go days without blasting, but then sometimes I'll stroke it non stop like a boy on Christmas with his first puppy.

   
   I think my record in a day is 4. And the last two weren't even that fun.
2. 2020-09-18 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   All of them
3. 2020-09-18 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Bugz Space Nigga
   Data Mining.
4. 2020-09-18 at 3:26 PM UTC

   #24
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by rabbitweed I think my record in a day is 4. And the last two weren't even that fun.

   
   you have the testosterone level of a pensioner, bruh.
   
   jacking off is most fun on phenibut, it doesnt blunt the ability to get an erection much but it does make it difficult to cum, which means i am held at that level of sexual bliss that doesnt wanna end. its fucking awesome.
   
   how many times a day? over 9000.
5. 2020-09-18 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Lol
6. 2020-09-18 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   I learned to dissociate profoundly prior to teaching myself masturbation. Not long into my first experiments with the practice, I split from my young shame, channeling it into the creation of a sexual alter and if I masturbate, it’s actually relations with her. She is my accidental sex slave and she has no other purpose than to reflect back my inadequacy. Outside of this interaction, she’s disgusted by me and I only ever see her scowl.
   
   
   
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7. 2020-09-18 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #27
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Zanick I learned to dissociate profoundly prior to teaching myself masturbation. Not long into my first experiments with the practice, I split from my young shame, channeling it into the creation of a sexual alter and if I masturbate, it’s actually relations with her. She is my accidental sex slave and she has no other purpose than to reflect back my inadequacy. Outside of this interaction, she’s disgusted by me and I only ever see her scowl.

   
   what in the fuck ru talking about
8. 2020-09-19 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Bugz Space Nigga
   Data <---- ----> Mining