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How many times do you masturbate a day

  1. #1
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Well?
  2. #2
    street_carp African Astronaut
    If you touch dick you're gay.
  3. #3
    Originally posted by street_carp If you touch dick you're gay.

    This
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    How many niggers has your mom fucked?
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    thread glows
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    OP is a virgin anyway, kinda sad being a 30 year old virgin

    Thats why hes thinking about fucking kids

    I really did report him to the authorities
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls OP is a virgin anyway, kinda sad being a 30 year old virgin

    *wizard

    though I don't really think it's sad unless he's tried and failed, some people don't have the drive for it
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra *wizard

    though I don't really think it's sad unless he's tried and failed, some people don't have the drive for it

    Lets ask him

    Have you ever tried fucking a girl OP? (but failed)

    I feel sorry for him sometimes, he must have had an amazing life to be a virgin at 30
  9. #9
    Originally posted by aldra *wizard

    though I don't really think it's sad unless he's tried and failed, some people don't have the drive for it

    Honestly who even needs sex when you have PS2 and Tommy Tallarico on G4.
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................................................................................... (banned) spoken like a true virgin

    Yeah, that's the joke Einstein.
  11. #11
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i prefer not jacking off.
    i like to save my loads so when it's when it's a fuck-nite, i fuck like a pro with a rock-hard cock and when i blow my load -- it's literally a load and it feels oh so good shooting out of my cock.

    but yeah -- if i go 30 days without sex then ill rub one out just to balance myself mentally.
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  12. #12
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    hiki -- i offered to bring an asian female friend of mine a few months ago for you practice with when i went to bloomington to visit family -- that wasnt a troll vid either -- i was dead serious going to get you laid.
  13. #13
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    knock off this "im saving myself for the right woman" b.s. shit too

    nigga im going back in like 4 months and if the same chick wants to go [she's 24] ill holla at you and then we can have a malt liquor party at taco bell afterwards
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  14. #14
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    if u need help u can watch a live demonstration of me on how it's done
  15. #15
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls OP is a virgin anyway, kinda sad being a 30 year old virgin

    Thats why hes thinking about fucking kids

    I really did report him to the authorities

    the authorieties probably just took you as being his butt hurt faggot ex bf that was dumped for a prettier faggot with a tighter asshole. and no you didn't report him to the authorities you wannabe snitch bitch
  17. #17
    Bugz Space Nigga
    don't answer. it's a trap. data mining MoFos
  18. #18
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by netstat At least 40

    ur dik turn blak n shrivel up
  19. #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting ur dik turn blak n shrivel up

    mi n ur gramspa mastabaite liek ten tiems an daye
  20. #20
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Anyone who said 0 is either a liar or a woman.

    And whoever said 20 is either a liar, or possibly my new role model.

    I chose like 3 or 4, but only as an average.

    I sometimes go days without blasting, but then sometimes I'll stroke it non stop like a boy on Christmas with his first puppy.
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