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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I can only get hard core drug users to touch me.. imagine touching me not on hard drugs

    Don’t even wanna imagine tootie...

    :)
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls You’re late .. I needed you.. but it’s ok.. I’m just happy to have support

    Awww lawl
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Dried peanuts, like the cheap dollar store kind. Not gonna throw any Planters peanuts at them lol

    They pick food for us anyway, dirty poor monkeys
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls I already quoted this but I feel and look dumb so I’m quoting again..plz respond

    Lmao
  5. Originally posted by Grylls Haha 🤣

    If you go to the zoo around like 12 or 1 you can catch most of the zookeepers on break and throw bigger stuff at the boons. I threw a peach pit at one once and she was like, "Ya'll mothafuckas laufgh all you want, laugh it up whitey!" and then she took off her boxers and started shitting in her hand. We knew what was coming so we got the fuck out of there, but came back later to throw peanuts at her while she was sleeping. Good times lol. I love the zoo.
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    That’s a lot of fairy dust you kicking up , tinker bell... 😋
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If you go to the zoo around like 12 or 1 you can catch most of the zookeepers on break and throw bigger stuff at the boons. I threw a peach pit at one once and she was like, "Ya'll mothafuckas laufgh all you want, laugh it up whitey!" and then she took off her boxers and started shitting in her hand. We knew what was coming so we got the fuck out of there, but came back later to throw peanuts at her while she was sleeping. Good times lol. I love the zoo.

    Lol

    I’m thinking of visiting a sheboon in the zoo soon

    I really wanna throw bananas and watch them throw their own poop around, they’re known for that right?
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Imagine living with your mom and your only life goals are trolling someone for not being interested...

    Priorities niggas ... get them in order 😭😂
  9. CandyRein Black Hole


    🎵You a clown , you do IT .. for likes yikes :)

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  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace If you go to the zoo around like 12 or 1 you can catch most of the zookeepers on break and throw bigger stuff at the boons. I threw a peach pit at one once and she was like, "Ya'll mothafuckas laufgh all you want, laugh it up whitey!" and then she took off her boxers and started shitting in her hand. We knew what was coming so we got the fuck out of there, but came back later to throw peanuts at her while she was sleeping. Good times lol. I love the zoo.

    That's fucking funny
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls I feel as dumb as I look

    :/
  12. Originally posted by Grylls Lol

    I’m thinking of visiting a sheboon in the zoo soon

    I really wanna throw bananas and watch them throw their own poop around, they’re known for that right?

    dude yeah, you gotta be careful. They're like llamas. You'll be fine as long as you don't piss them off. But tbh they're stuck in a cage so like what are they gonna do right?

    My zoo does this thing with the boons where you can buy an overpriced banana and feed it to one in a glass cage. It's cool because you get to see them eat up close without having to smell them. I went on a Safari in Detroit once and I swear to god you can smell them from like 10 meters away.
  13. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Good evening my Starr love, did you have a good hump day?
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  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace dude yeah, you gotta be careful. They're like llamas. You'll be fine as long as you don't piss them off. But tbh they're stuck in a cage so like what are they gonna do right?

    My zoo does this thing with the boons where you can buy an overpriced banana and feed it to one in a glass cage. It's cool because you get to see them eat up close without having to smell them. I went on a Safari in Detroit once and I swear to god you can smell them from like 10 meters away.

    Well yeah I'd have thought they will overprice treats for them in the zoo that is

    Have you ever fucked a sheboon?

    I did around 6 years or so ago and it didn't do much for me, we just took ketamine and fucked but she was nothing to me

    When I was on a night out in the city if I didn't pick up a girl she was always waiting for me at her flat and I'd go fuck her and watch a movie together
  15. Originally posted by Grylls Well yeah I'd have thought they will overprice treats for them in the zoo that is

    Have you ever fucked a sheboon?

    I did around 6 years or so ago and it didn't do much for me, we just took ketamine and fucked but she was nothing to me

    When I was on a night out in the city if I didn't pick up a girl she was always waiting for me at her flat and I'd go fuck her and watch a movie together

    Good lord, no. And I would never. Don't they have tons of diseases?
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Good evening my Starr love, did you have a good hump day?

    About an hour left of it lol
    It was pretty good thank you

    Hope you had a great hump day too bubb :)
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Miss you too futureman bubb. Love you hope all is well. Supposed to be some clouds tomorrow. Stay safe. Love you.
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