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My dick is so big that when i sit down to take a shit ..

  1. 2020-09-14 at 7:53 AM UTC
    #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    my cock plunges the toilet.
  2. 2020-09-14 at 8:18 AM UTC
    #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


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  3. 2020-09-14 at 8:46 AM UTC
    #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I hate when it touches the toilet bowl, so fucking gross
  4. 2020-09-14 at 9:48 AM UTC
    #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I got a big bowl toilet with the open front on the sit down lid,, it was being replaced out of a windy's fast food joint and I scored it as they were about to toss it in the dumpster. now my dick never gets crowded at the front of the bowl
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  5. 2020-09-14 at 1:20 PM UTC
    #5
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Anybody seen them european style terlits that are almost a figure of eight shape with like a shallow end at the front and a deep end further back? I think it's so girls don't make a noise when they piss, but it just means most of the length of your dink is in full contact with the bit that girls piss on.
  6. 2020-09-14 at 1:48 PM UTC
    #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    No it's not.
  7. 2020-09-14 at 2:02 PM UTC
    #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I hold my dick away when I do ass so that that wont happen. What is really bad is cum poopy when the cum goes into the toilet on top of the ass an the string sucks back up to my dick when I stand up
  8. 2020-09-14 at 2:04 PM UTC
    #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra

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    non-sequitur.. and zak efron? lol okay...
  9. 2020-09-14 at 2:13 PM UTC
    #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I hold my dick away when I do ass so that that wont happen. What is really bad is cum poopy when the cum goes into the toilet on top of the ass an the string sucks back up to my dick when I stand up

    what in the fuk did i just read
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  10. 2020-09-14 at 2:25 PM UTC
    #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm No it's not.

    You got something to say about the matter, Big Ape?
  11. 2020-09-14 at 2:53 PM UTC
    #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting what in the fuk did i just read

    cum poopy, you've never taken a shit after blowing your load and the left over going into the toilet as youre pissing while shitting? cum strings.. theres still cum left in your shaft after orgasm. you're in a thread about shit and dicks don't be so surprised lil bromo.
  12. 2020-09-14 at 2:55 PM UTC
    #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung You got something to say about the matter, Big Ape?

    it just did lol..
  13. 2020-09-14 at 3:35 PM UTC
    #13
    Octavian motherfucker
    Fat ugly cunt
  14. 2020-09-14 at 6:26 PM UTC
    #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Fat ugly cunt

    is ur whore of a mother
  15. 2020-09-14 at 6:37 PM UTC
    #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    me dic so smol eet gots dat flap ovr d front of eet n smel like chese
  16. 2020-09-14 at 6:58 PM UTC
    #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting me dic so smol eet gots dat flap ovr d front of eet n smel like chese

    ur grampspas dik so beeg et toutches de warter
  17. 2020-09-14 at 7:16 PM UTC
    #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls ur grampspas dik so beeg et toutches de warter

    nt as beig as ur granpaps wowza et tear me a neu ashol gosh
  18. 2020-09-14 at 9:04 PM UTC
    #18
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    sherri told me she really didnt like to fuck IRL but it didn't bother her when mat fucked her cuz it was kinda like snuggling cuz she never felt him inside her
  19. 2020-09-14 at 9:33 PM UTC
    #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by POLECAT sherri told me she really didnt like to fuck IRL but it didn't bother her when mat fucked her cuz it was kinda like snuggling cuz she never felt him inside her

    So she only liked fucking IFL?
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