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Fona 9-12-2020

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello.
    Chell has to work today.
    I do not have to work today.
    Maybe Ill do some Fona Stuff.
    I don't really have any plans made at all.
    I am downloading Call of Duty Warzone to play with my buddy.
    Maybe ill go thrifting.
    What do you guys think if I made a Thrifting with Fona vlog?
    I would love to do it for you guys but I would have to find a way to add narration into the video after, that way I am not just walking around talking to my usual screen phone video taping the public.

    Maybe I will go do some good deeds.
    And then go to the casino.
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I woke up a little while ago.
    Not much going on yet.
    Was worried because I never got my ID back from Chell (she had it from last weekend) and I thought I was out of cigs and I didn't wanna just spend all morning trying to find something to smoke.
    But turns out I have cigs and then I remembered I was trying to quit anyways.
    It's just that smoking a cig first thing in the morning really preps you for that good first shit of the day.
    Anyways, I am pretty hungry.
    Honestly there is not much here that is worth me eating.
    I could eat my frozen food but it might as well be frozen poison.
    While I piss myself off with hunger Im going to smoke a bowl and maybe call my buddy and see what he is up to.
    I'd like to idk... get into something fun to do.
    Sometimes it feels like I don't get out and do much.
    Chell is at work so I could go do some of those things that I like to do that make Chell's face look like this when I even mention it,

    My game has 51.95 GB remaining @ 4.32 MB/s
    Pretty sure it lost internet connection through out the night as when I got up it fucking told me so I guess I'm 100% sure and I do not guess cuz I know 100%.
    I know.
    Seeing as how Chell and I did just find a place and there is no reason why I should wait longer I can start packing my stuff up.

    What are you doing today?
    Anything?
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Cheat on Chell while she is at work. No man is satisfied with only one pussy to fuck. Collect more resources in case chell gives u the boot. It's the wise thing to do 👍
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  4. #4
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    nah
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    REAL men fuck multiple bitches
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung REAL men fuck multiple bitches

    You wouldn't know anything about being a real man and you don't fuck multiple bitches.. lets just be real here.. You can say a lot of things about little arnie but he actually cares about his girl friend and isn't a philanderer
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  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You wouldn't know anything about being a real man and you don't fuck multiple bitches.. lets just be real here.. You can say a lot of things about little arnie but he actually cares about his girl friend and isn't a philanderer

    You sound frothy, lil bromo.⚘
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I ate sausage for breakfast but that was already over an hour ago.
    A big part of me wants to go needle nose plier shopping but another big part of me just wants to see if I already have some.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung You sound frothy, lil bromo.⚘

    not at all I feel pretty good right now, its just I know that he loves her bad, he wants her to be tattooed and in a vinyl suit, he wants her sooo soooooooo bad, its not her fault she's only being good
  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    fona your threads make me want to espouse the value of skills training and safety nets. I feel if you were slightly more motivated your life would be 10x better
  11. #11
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sudo fona your threads make me want to espouse the value of skills training and safety nets. I feel if you were slightly more motivated your life would be 10x better

    It is always more, more, more with you people.
    All you care about is getting it done faster and cheaper and you don't care at all that I am not one of your damn machines.
    That I have to rest sometimes.
    What the fuck do you want me to do now?
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So a realtor just called me and told me she would bend the rules and finally allow me to see their apartments without having to first pay the non refundable $40 application fee per adult.
    I went and looked on their website and low and behold the apartments I originally contacted them about are no longer available.
    I guess they didn't really need me anymore than I needed them.
    Fuck Ohio not making it illegal to charge someone non refundable application fees just to go look at a place.
    I already got scammed out of $80 that way.
    Im not doing business with bitches like that.
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  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy It is always more, more, more with you people.
    All you care about is getting it done faster and cheaper and you don't care at all that I am not one of your damn machines.
    That I have to rest sometimes.
    What the fuck do you want me to do now?

    Fona I am on your side. Ill mail you needle nosed pliers if you want.

    You're basically proving my point, your job taxes you physically and mentally to the point where you want to die or play vidya gaymes in your free time. Im saying you are a hardworking man who is heavily taxed and underpaid. If there was a skills workshop where you could upgrade your marketable skills you should take it and it could be a vocational turning point. I hope you can find a job that pays you better and doesnt kill you
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  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    such a handsome man, with a symmetrical face. Ur dreamy, Fonaplats.
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  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sudo Fona I am on your side. Ill mail you needle nosed pliers if you want.

    You're basically proving my point, your job taxes you physically and mentally to the point where you want to die or play vidya gaymes in your free time. Im saying you are a hardworking man who is heavily taxed and underpaid. If there was a skills workshop where you could upgrade your marketable skills you should take it and it could be a vocational turning point. I hope you can find a job that pays you better and doesnt kill you

    Why the fuck would I go to school?
    Knowledge should be free.
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Why the fuck would I go to school?
    Knowledge should be free.

    Just acquire a blue-collar skill that will allow you to make a lot more money, while working just as hard, is what the ever-sensible Sudo is suggesting... For instance, why not be a welder, carpenter, roofer, or a plumber?
  18. #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by WellHung Just acquire a blue-collar skill that will allow you to make a lot more money, while working just as hard, is what the ever-sensible Sudo is suggesting… For instance, why not be a welder, carpenter, roofer, or a plumber?

    Im basically disabled.
    I only get away with doing my current job because plastic is light and there are no stairs.

    Also, I need someone to hold my hand figuring out even how to start.
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by WellHung such a handsome man, with a symmetrical face. Ur dreamy, Fonaplats.

    Thanks man.
    I know im attractive.
    I make Octavian and Grylls look like shit next to me but I try not to let them know that.

    You're probably pretty good looking too.
    No homo of course.
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  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell will be home in an hourish.
    Im going to Wendy's to get me a $5 Biggie Bag.
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