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The Nil tries to maybe quit meth thred

  1. #41
    I always used to get high in the closet because I thought my neighbors and entire town could see the shadows of me hitting the tek pipe like a batman signal and they would call the police on me and throw tomatoes at me as they paraded me through the town and then send the anti drug hitman to rape me in prison.

    I even put a towel under the crack of the door to make sure no light from the lighter escaped and I would use a candle and press the gas ignite button on the lighter to make sure it was totally quiet so if someone was in my house they would have to open the closet door and I had a big ass knife on me and a jug of hydrochloric acid to splash in their face

    Sometimes I would have to carefully remove the towel and peak under it because I heard footsteps in my room and thought someone came in through the window. Then I would get stuck in there for hours with just my phone light because I think someone is walking around my house waiting for me and if I make any noise they will attack so I stay totally quiet snorting lines quietly.

    eventually I would get tired and emerge ready to attack with my knife and have to look around the house and triple check the locks and booby traps to make sure nobody was trying to break in.

    Fuck closets on meth they are traps like porn. I know it's not just me, the guy from Motley Crue had the same experience.
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  2. #42
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I always used to get high in the closet because I thought my neighbors and entire town could see the shadows of me hitting the tek pipe like a batman signal and they would call the police on me and throw tomatoes at me as they paraded me through the town and then send the anti drug hitman to rape me in prison.

    I even put a towel under the crack of the door to make sure no light from the lighter escaped and I would use a candle and press the gas ignite button on the lighter to make sure it was totally quiet so if someone was in my house they would have to open the closet door and I had a big ass knife on me and a jug of hydrochloric acid to splash in their face

    Sometimes I would have to carefully remove the towel and peak under it because I heard footsteps in my room and thought someone came in through the window. Then I would get stuck in there for hours with just my phone light because I think someone is walking around my house waiting for me and if I make any noise they will attack so I stay totally quiet snorting lines quietly.

    eventually I would get tired and emerge ready to attack with my knife and have to look around the house and triple check the locks and booby traps to make sure nobody was trying to break in.

    Fuck closets on meth they are traps like porn. I know it's not just me, the guy from Motley Crue had the same experience.

    ^^^hallucinations/delusions
  3. #43
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Maybe buy her a meal?
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  4. #44
    Originally posted by WellHung ^^^hallucinations/delusions

    Someone actually knocked on my door and got aggressive with me because I lived in a bad area and I ended up in a mental hospital because of it. I am so unlucky, it was one of the first times I ever binged on the drug, I totally lost my shit when that happened.

    it was the only time i've ever been in the hospital because of a drug.
  5. #45
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Obbe Maybe buy her a meal?

    Of course obbe comes in with the idea that I am somehow more capable than a woman who rents her own house, and maintains her lifestyle as she chooses. As tho my assistance getting some decent angles in means that I can even afford lunch.
  6. #46
    Make her a smoothie :) it's the best thing when you're too fucked up to eat food
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  7. #47
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Nil Of course obbe comes in with the idea that I am somehow more capable than a woman who rents her own house, and maintains her lifestyle as she chooses. As tho my assistance getting some decent angles in means that I can even afford lunch.

    I did not realize you cannot afford lunch. Maybe ask her to buy you a meal?
  8. #48
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nil Of course obbe comes in with the idea that I am somehow more capable than a woman who rents her own house, and maintains her lifestyle as she chooses. As tho my assistance getting some decent angles in means that I can even afford lunch.

    he was talking about her looking like skeletor
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  9. #49
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by aldra he was talking about her looking like skeletor

    I think he knew that, he just wants to perpetuate some stupid narrative about me.
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  10. #50
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Nils blog, Oct 1.

    Got my health care card.

    Have my drivers license coming in the mail.

    Getting birth cert today.

    Starting to get precarious at the place I'm squatting in, landlady could be back from China any day now.

    Everything is alright, still abusing meth.
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  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Nils blog, Oct 1.

    Got my health care card.

    Have my drivers license coming in the mail.

    Getting birth cert today.

    Starting to get precarious at the place I'm squatting in, landlady could be back from China any day now.

    Everything is alright, still abusing meth.

    You will be dead before you're 50
  12. #52
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You will be dead before you're 50

    What's so bad about that?
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  13. #53
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Remember bright light is important. Everything besides blurriness can be fixed.

    you only need bright lights if your taking pictures of apes.

    and niggers.
  14. #54
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Oh yea I also skipped my court dates, then got stopped on my bike cuz I was on the sidewalk (really the police just wanted to run my name and harass me cuz im brown) thought I'd be remanded but recieved another PTA and new dates.
  15. #55
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil What's so bad about that?

    In your case is would be a blessing... to the world.
  16. #56
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nil Starting to get precarious at the place I'm squatting in, landlady could be back from China any day now.

    anonymous tip that she's smuggling in drugs/children
  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra anonymous tip that she's smuggling in drugs/children

    Or smuggling drugs in children
  18. #58
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by aldra anonymous tip that she's smuggling in drugs/children

    Not bad.

    I was thinking about the 14 day mandatory international travel coronatine.
  19. #59
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    K, got my drivers back.

    Will have birthcert tomorrow. SIN day after.

    My sis offered to withdraw her bullshit charge but I refused her deal.

    And my credit card is still active which opens up some options.

    Ran into that woman I loved, feelings were dead which is good.

    Been sober a few days, miserable too tho. Trying to stave off suicide, might be influenced by the comedown.
  20. #60
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Nil Nils blog, Oct 1.

    Got my health care card.

    Have my drivers license coming in the mail.

    Getting birth cert today.

    Starting to get precarious at the place I'm squatting in, landlady could be back from China any day now.

    Everything is alright, still abusing meth.

    you gona get the china virus and gj on the met decision
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