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Fona 9-10-2020

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning.
    Pay day today.

    Today my only goal is going to be to stay calm.
    I think the nicotine withdrawals have been affecting me.

    Other stuff I am doing today includes going to see a mobile home with Chell.
    A mobile home in not only a trailer park but a trailer park in the ghetto.

    Yesterday the maintenance man came to fix the leaking shit pipe in my basement.
    I think it might have a second leak.

    Oh shit, I completely forgot I have to get to work on time.
    bye
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    have a guten tag at work mein horse
  3. #3
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    OP is boring white trash
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  4. #4
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Been off work almost an hour now.
    At 4:30 Chell and I are suppose to meet a guy about living in a trailer park.
    I really aint trying to live there.
    I bought dope in the neighborhood and know enough.
    But if nothing else looks any better then who the hell knows.
    But I'm really not trying to be trailer park I mean I get it guys, I know what I deserve but do I seriously have to live in a trailer behind an abandoned shopping center.
    Also I looked up the info and it seems over half of the 52 trailers there are vacant which means they are also probably run down and full of junkies.

    I mean they have 75 google reviews and this is the common them with thm.

    "Properties are very unkept and neglected. Very old and outdated. Heavily infested with cockroaches, possibly even rats. Cracks and holes in walls and flooring with little insulation. Door frames falling off. Paint chipping. Rooms with stained walls. Gas lights on stove barely turning on due to old age. Gas radiator for heat sounds like metal pounding all day and all night long. Overfilled dumpsters with trash everywhere outside. It seems like all management does is a quick cleaning then off to the next tenant after lease is over. They put somewhat of an effort to send maintenance but I would definitely not recommend these properties to anyone. Other very low income areas and even lower areas are in better condition. These properties are almost unlivable and do not seem like they’re supervised or cared for."

    Other reviews said it got destroyed by the tornado which either means they got new mobile homes or I am about to get robbed.

    I guess we will see.
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Good morning.
    Pay day today.

    Today my only goal is going to be to stay calm.
    I think the nicotine withdrawals have been affecting me.

    Other stuff I am doing today includes going to see a mobile home with Chell.
    A mobile home in not only a trailer park but a trailer park in the ghetto.

    Yesterday the maintenance man came to fix the leaking shit pipe in my basement.
    I think it might have a second leak.

    Oh shit, I completely forgot I have to get to work on time.
    bye

    Are you going to just leave the shit there to dry?
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    🤭
  7. #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    Fatty boom boom.

  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you going to just leave the shit there to dry?

    I rent.
    That shit belongs to my landlord.
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    And they wanted $595 a month.
    I only bring home $1400 a month.
    Id pay $595 for not a trailer.
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  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I bought dope in the neighborhood and know enough.
    But if nothing else looks any better then who the hell knows.
    But I'm really not trying to be trailer park I mean I get it guys, I know what I deserve but do I seriously have to live in a trailer behind an abandoned shopping center.
    Also I looked up the info and it seems over half of the 52 trailers there are vacant which means they are also probably run down and full of junkies.

    Hey men the less you pay the better. Maybe it's just me but I don't mind living in a bad area. You just gotta be smart and make sure your home is secure and that you fend off the scumbags that end up knocking on the door. When people used to knock on my door trying to sell me amp and cocaine I would hand them some religious pamphlet i picked up at the church and tell them to convert to christ brother, which usually scares them away.

    Don't ever make friends with anyone in a dope neighborhood. There are no good people in places like that because they stay inside and don't associate with the riff raff.

    I live in a sketchy neighborhood myself and I could probably get up to all kinds of trouble but if you just keep your head down it could be cool.

    It's always been my dream to live in a run down crack shack in detroit and defend my home from crackheads with a shotty gun like a true honest MURICAN
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  11. #11
    G African Astronaut
    Your natural habitat beckons.
  12. #12
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Bugs can be killed. Bug killing is basically a solved problem. You just gotta nuke them with enough different chemicals in large enough quantities.
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of rodents, insects and broadleaf weeds. I am haunted and tormented by their souls from selling hundreds of kilograms of malathion, rattex and glyphosate.
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    also probably a few cats from when they eat the dead mice
  15. #15
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of rodents, insects and broadleaf weeds. I am haunted and tormented by their souls from selling hundreds of kilograms of malathion, rattex and glyphosate.

    Liteally bug hitler.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of rodents, insects and broadleaf weeds. I am haunted and tormented by their souls from selling hundreds of kilograms of malathion, rattex and glyphosate.

    ^^^Savant
  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    ^my shit river in my shit basement.
  18. #18
    G African Astronaut
    Fitting for a shit human lol.
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  19. #19
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP is boring white trash

    One thing about Fona. He has a fucking Job. YOU DONT

    You're living in your Grandma's basement with your Mom. How fucked up is that?
  20. #20
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Damn Fona. That almost looks like a sketch art the way the camera took the photo.




    Print it up, have a local museum show it as a piece of art.
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