Alternative Milks

1. 2020-09-09 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   Lawl I read that 60 year olds can’t produce sperm 🤣
2. 2020-09-09 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Grylls Lawl I read that 60 year olds can’t produce sperm 🤣

   
   reminds me of that old frankie boyle joke about berlusconi and his 'bunga bunga' parties
   
   "the guy is almost 80, when he pops off it must be like having a vacuum cleaner bag emptied over your head"
3. 2020-09-09 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Coconut milk is good for the Omega 3 shit…so my Asian doctor keeps telling me.

   
   I heard that too
4. 2020-09-09 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by aldra reminds me of that old frankie boyle joke about berlusconi and his 'bunga bunga' parties
   
   "the guy is almost 80, when he pops off it must be like having a vacuum cleaner bag emptied over your head"

   
   He’s a savage
5. 2020-09-09 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #25
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pro Tip: Milk comes from mammals.

   
   No one thinks that nuts and coconuts have big old titties. It's called milk because they have a creamy substance, where as if you say "juice" people imagine something less viscous.
   
   IDK what to believe with milk and all the milk substitutes. I've read various different things about soy, anti and pro. I mean in east asia they eat a lot of tofu and drink a lot of soy milk but no one there has titties, not even the women. I stay away from it just to be safe.
   
   I've been through almond and coconut milk phases. Mainly as a weightloss thing. I might go back to it - I drink fuck all milk anyway. But it will be a cold day in hell before you take away my butter.
6. 2020-09-09 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #26
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^mad becasue he can't produce milk.

   
   Inshallah my milky mommy muslim waifus will produce the milk for our many beautiful Muslim children.
7. 2020-09-09 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #27
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I like a mix of coconut n cashew best. Cashew is too thick normally n needs to be watered down. Also tastes like dogshit not sweetened bc cow milk naturally has as much sugar as a bowl of ice cream.
8. 2020-09-09 at 5:18 AM UTC

   #28
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS
   
   big milky mommy milkers. milker mommy milk.

   
   where do you find this stuff?
9. 2020-09-09 at 5:22 AM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I like that 'made with mematic' continues the alliteration
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   • HTS
10. 2020-09-09 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #30
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by CASPER I like a mix of coconut n cashew best. Cashew is too thick normally n needs to be watered down. Also tastes like dogshit not sweetened bc cow milk naturally has as much sugar as a bowl of ice cream.

    
    >ice cream
    >made with cow milk and sugar
    >cow milk has as much sugar as cow milk and sugar
    
    
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    • CASPER, 
    • aldra
11. 2020-09-09 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #31
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by HTS >ice cream
    >made with cow milk and sugar
    >cow milk has as much sugar as cow milk and sugar
    
    

    
    I know. Sucrose is prolly different than lactose, but they both have 14g sugar per serving.
    
    Its why i stopped drinking milk and started drinking ice cream. Life hacks.
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    • rabbitweed
12. 2020-09-09 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #32
    needkrozdawgspam Yung Blood
    Being lactose intolerant nothing tastes like real milk. nothing.
    although I noticed soy milk made my tits bigger after drinking it for a year wish out phytoestrogens affected my ass.
13. 2020-09-09 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Who is Speedy Parker anyway? Hos posts are mundane and whiney. He sounds like some old faggot ready to croak.

    
    Ur an idiot if u don't know who speedy Parker is...its not hard to figure out.
14. 2020-09-09 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #34
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by rabbitweed where do you find this stuff?

    
    its not amusing, so why do u care?
15. 2020-09-09 at 2:04 PM UTC

    #35
    

    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung its not amusing, so why do u care?

    
    Are you feeling ok?
    
    Folks, I freak out when a WellHung post doesn't have 'folks' in it.
16. 2020-09-09 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #36
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by rabbitweed Are you feeling ok?
    
    Folks, I freak out when a WellHung post doesn't have 'folks' in it.

    
    fuck a nigger...you will feel better.👍⚘
17. 2020-09-09 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #37
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    men milk