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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Also video tape you attempting to catch a fish with ur bear hands and then hold it proudly in ur maw

    Will do. I'm bringing my AKSHUN CAM so hopefully I can get some footage of me fighting and defeating a bear with one arm tied behind my back.
  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Also panning for gold, thank you.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Leave it to April to mention golddigging


    SMH
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    OMG !😂
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Chillin and drawing on my new tablet. Samsung tablets with S Pen are the only android tablets to give a fuck about.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Will do. I'm bringing my AKSHUN CAM so hopefully I can get some footage of me fighting and defeating a bear with one arm tied behind my back.

    Make sure it's a big bear and not a little one. The big ones are slow and sluggish.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just finished building a scafflding around my pot plants then applied netting to the tops for support when they start getting heavy
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    now i'm wishing I had time to go make a gold panning video
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    making lemon shaved ice

    $20 shaved ice maker. Realized i didnt have sizzurp. Mix lemon juice with sugar n stevia. Bam.

    Thats good shit.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    fishing
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung fishing

    Gay
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Air conditioner packet" was broken on my first connecting flight to minneapolis (a 40 minute flight). Took them 90 minutes to fix. Missed our connecting flight by literally ten minutes. Having drinks and waiting 4 hours to the new flight. Flying penis butt.
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ "Air conditioner packet" was broken on my first connecting flight to minneapolis (a 40 minute flight). Took them 90 minutes to fix. Missed our connecting flight by literally ten minutes. Having drinks and waiting 4 hours to the new flight. Flying penis butt.

    I hope you get frostbite in Alaska, it's a cold place right? idk
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ "Air conditioner packet" was broken on my first connecting flight to minneapolis (a 40 minute flight). Took them 90 minutes to fix. Missed our connecting flight by literally ten minutes. Having drinks and waiting 4 hours to the new flight. Flying penis butt.

    They need to be properly functioning, you will be in a big metal tube with recirculated air for 4 hours with 150 people all exhaling gay microbes that will fuck your mouth and throat and lungs.

    Also are you being mandated to wear a mask, faggot?

    Enjoy Australia homo
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................... (banned) …snorting H4198

    hopefully nitro doesnt cause too much brain damage.

    someone needs to make that shit into a room air freshener.

    edit: i literally typed 'drain brammage' and it auto-corrected back to brain damage. POS

    Gay
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE They need to be properly functioning, you will be in a big metal tube with recirculated air for 4 hours with 150 people all exhaling gay microbes that will fuck your mouth and throat and lungs.

    Also are you being mandated to wear a mask, faggot?

    Enjoy Australia homo

    Yeah I get it.. it just seemed funny. It was a 40 minute flight. The guy that had to fix it was on call so he had to come there from his house or wherever the fuck he was; not at the airport.

    Yes, masks. Masks everywhere. Required. Except magically in all the bars and restaurants in here, if you go there you can do whatever you want lol.

    Heading out shortly now. Thanks for the well wishes, bae.
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    On my lunch break :)
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................................................ (banned) youre just jealous youre not allowed to even own H4198, much less know what it smells like.

    now stfu and post nude selfies for me to fap to, faggot.

    had to look it up, amusing that the first two stores that came up in search results are almost completely out of stock for ammo, primers and lead
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra had to look it up, amusing that the first two stores that came up in search results are almost completely out of stock for ammo, primers and lead

    My handgun reloading powder has been next to impossible to find for the last like 7 years. So i have big bags of brass and bullets but nothing to do with any of it.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CASPER My handgun reloading powder has been next to impossible to find for the last like 7 years. So i have big bags of brass and bullets but nothing to do with any of it.

    couldn't you just buy a different brand? I mean, before all the panic buying
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