According to Dec, the critical age at which the Computer God has determined that all people should either be "dead or useless". Presumably this policy would only apply to the plebian masses and not to the Playboy scum-on-top. Should you be "lucky" enough to live to age 70 and be rendered useless, you can also expect to have many diseases, a raspy, aged voice and a wrinkled ugly gargoylic clown-booze face with bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. (Added by Ted Torbich.)
See also: Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Inevitability of Gradualness.
ASTROCISM
The TRUE religion of the Slovene people, well-renowned (or not) builders of world-wide empires everywhere. According to Dec, Astrocism was humanity's original religion. It was empirical, scientific and agnostic: meaning that it likely only worshipped what could be seen with the naked eye, instead of resorting to metaphysical concepts and superstition. It was eventually destroyed by the Computer God as it seized power over mankind. As its name implies, the customs of Astrocism was set up based upon the study of the Universe, primarily the Sun. The customs of Astrocism controlled things like harvest and planting for the World-wide agrarian Slovene Empire. Through its religion of Astrocism, the Slovenic empire made it possible for man to advance to present day sophistication.
See also: Catholic Church, Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God,
Slovene Empire, Pyramids, Kolenda.
B
BRAIN-BANK CITIES, THE
Cities existing on the far side of the moon we never see and which house your moon-brain (your real brain) of the Computer God. Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brainwash Radio inculcating conformist propaganda. As such, these cities and the moon-brains housed in them are a vital part of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy. Click here to see a rendition of said cities, as drawn by Fanclub member "Exilechump"!
See also: Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio, Moon-brain,
Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy.
BRAIN-THOUGHTS BROADCASTING RADIO, THE
As the name implies, a device which continually broadcasts what you’re thinking to the Communist Gangster Government, thereby allowing Them to constantly spy on you. Though on a positive note, it did stop Francis from opening the door of his return flight from Poland in mid-air, which would most likely have killed not only Dec himself but also the crew and passengers. The Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.
See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio,
Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
BUBKIS
Yiddish word. Means "zero". Actually, it means less than a zero. As in, someone or something who's worth less than nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Zilch.
See also: Nu, Kosher-bosher, Oy Vey, Yittish.
C
CATHOLIC CHURCH, THE
A Church which was created by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and which uses all of the unbelievable sophisticated Frankenstein Controls in an effort to keep its members brainwashed, hiding the fact that the church is a mere tool of the Computer God. Not only that, but its Pope frequently engages in HIGH HOLY COMMUNION SODOMY with endless numbers of nuns (when he's not eating human meat products dressed in his human shoes during WWII, o'course!) According to new material by Dec revealed in 2008, the Catholic Church was created by the Computer God as a tool to befuddle and control the entire human population, thereby turning them away from their true religion of Astrocism. The Catholic Church is, according to Dec, a totalitarian institution which worships only insane superstition that has no foundation in empirical observations of the cosmos. Funny how great truths can sometimes be spoken by people who are stark raving mad, huh..?
The Catholic Church may either be directly connected to, or in fact be one and the same, as the Communist-Atheist Conspiracy. As always, Dec's rants makes it a little difficult to tell.
See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio,
Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop, Astrocism, Sodomy, Infrared Crusader Priests.
COMMUNIST-ATHEIST CONSPIRACY, THE
A worldwide deadly conspiracy with the ultimate goal of enslaving and dominating the entire world population, and especially Mr. Francis E. Dec, Esq. Directly cooperates with and is controlled by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God, the demands of which it constantly fulfils. According to Dec the conspiracy is made up of wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all of the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls, the CIA, FBI, Secret Service and the Catholic Church. The conspiracy is in turn lead by a number of felon Parroting Puppet scum-on top playboys. Eat your hearts out, Illuminati!
See also: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God,
Playboy scum-on top, Vice President.
COMMUNIST “BLACK WAVE” OF THE FUTURE, THE
See: jedi-mulattos.
COMPUTER BRAIN MACHINES
These secret machines are used by the Gangster Government for the purpose of filling out all of its paperwork, such as taxes, forms, bills, etc. The speed of these machines is 2000 words a minute and they actually do the work which is supposedly done by Government Employees. (Added by Ted Torbich)These machines also create numerous volumes of decision books for hangman rope gangster judges, who then never even consult these books when judging.
See also: Government Employees.
COMPUTER GOD, THE
See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.
COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE TOP SECRET NUMBER CODE, THE
Stratifies not only the 4 billion living people, but everything. Adopted by the Computer God for speed and clarity. This said number code is the means to make possible the Computer God Worldwide Containment Policy for stratification. It was also used to give Francis the WORSE-DEADLIEST BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE as he was trying to save up money for college. Stupid Number Code.
See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy.
CONSTANT-THRESHOLD BRAINWASH RADIO
Activated by your moon-brain of the Computer God (contained in the Brain-bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see), your Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio constantly inculcates conformist propaganda; especially the phrase “Don’t worry about it!” Quiet and motionless, you can slightly hear it. It is both a critical component of your “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls as well as of the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy which could not continue to exist without it.
See also: Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy,
Moon-brain, Brain-bank Cities, “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls,
Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
CRUSADER PRIESTS, INFRARED
These troops, created by the Computer God, were several hundred years ago responsible for the conquering and degeneration of the Slovene People, as well as for the savage butchery and experimentation upon thousands of innocents in order to perfect the process of implanting Frankenstein Controls inside the human skull. The Crusader Priests wore black robes and armor, with night-vision plastic lenses built into their helmets. They also used weapons smeared with Poison Nerve Jelly and conducted mass-exterminations by burning vast fields dusted with inflammable poison nerve gas powder Prussic Acid. Their headquarters were specially designated, fortified monasteries. Their modern-day successors include both black-robed judges and black-robed priests.
According to Fanclub member "Litigious", the Infrared Crusader Priests are likely Dec's take on the real-world Teutonic Order who held West and East Prussia, as well as the Baltic states, during the Middle Ages.
See also: Degeneration, Poison Nerve Jelly, “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls,
Slovene Empire, Catholic Church, Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke.
D
DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE
Effective means for extermination which is used by CIA gangsterpolice at the behest of the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God. Easily concealed within cigars, cigarettes, wigs, and even ball point pens. Even "Swiss cheese" -type ice cubes can be made to evaporate into Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this one!)
Poison Nerve Gas is apparently also available in a Prussic Acid powder form, known to have been used by the Infrared Crusader Priests, among others.
See also; Ice Cubes, "Swiss cheese" -type, Sneak Undetectable Extermination,
Poison Nerve Jelly, Infrared Crusader Priests.
DEADLY POISON NERVE JELLY
The non-gaseous form of Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. Can be smeared onto weapons to facilitate exterminations. Used by the Infrared Crusader Priests.
See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke, Infrared Crusader Priests.
DEADLY TOUCH TABIN NEEDLE, THE
According to Mr. Forrest Jackson, the word "Tabin" so often present in Dec's rantings would be a misspelling of the word "Tabun", which was a WW2 nerve gas. A "Tabin Needle" would, as such, be a needle filled with said nerve gas. (Thanks very much to Forrest Jackson for this bit of info!)
See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke.
DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS
Spiders that are apparently capable of being "remote electronically controlled" and "around-corners-trajected". Maybe they are quantum in nature and exist both as a waveform and a spider at the same time, depending on how they are observed? Either way, run!!
See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination.
DEGENERATION
Francis E. Dec's name for a plot devised by the Computer God through which the superior brain Slovene People were wholly or partially transformed into jedi-mulattos through purposeful interbreeding with captive African slaves; a process which took place "hundreds of years ago". The resulting degenerated individuals were and are usually further implanted with Frankenstein Radio Controls.
See also: jedi-mulattos, Infrared Crusader Priests, Slovene Empire,
"Master Race" Frankenstein Radio Contols, Gangster Computer God,
"Gifted" Ethiopians.
E
ETHIOPIANS, "GIFTED"
In Dec's demented worldview, the term "Gifted Ethiopians" is apparently more or less synonymous to Dec's concept of "jedi-mulattos". According to Dec, "Brown Niger Cannibals" - who hundreds of years ago sold their fellows into slavery - were crossbred with the white Slovene people by the Gangster Computer God in order to create the jedi people. According to Dec, this is often the secret nationality of high ranking members of the Gangster Government, particularly Presidents, Vice Presidents and their wives. The Computer God frequently changes the names of these individuals, as well as their age and possibly other biographical details, "for historical purposes". This is done in order to camouflage their origins and history. The word "gifted" here seems to indicate having received the "gift" of having had Frankenstein Controls implanted.
See also: jedi-mulattos, "Master Race" Frankenstein Radio Contols, Degeneration.
F
FIREMEN
According to Mr. Dec, firemen are the REAL BUM GANGSTERS! They have no work to do most of the time and so get paid to sleep on the job. They also have "drunk sodomy drug parties with spic girls", as well as rob stores and homes to earn extra money and then burn down the homes and businesses of those they rob, thereby murdering their victims and covering up the crime. Dec claims to have received this information from "a black kosher ex-Flying Captain-assassin" which he had vivid memories of having slept next to. (Thanks to Ted Torbich for this definition!)
FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE, A
A brainless, remote-controlled human without a will of his or her own. Frankenstein slaves are remote-controlled by and mindlessly follow the directions of the Gangster Computer God without ever questioning.
See also: Parroting Puppet, jedi-mulattos.
FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY
The process during which one’s own body is remote-controlled by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God. Frankenstein slavery is usually most prevalent at night, when you are unwittingly operated upon by the Computer God Sealed Robot-arm Operating Cabinet. Sodomy and rape, performed upon you by your tormentors, is an added bonus.
Interestingly, the sensation or feeling that you’re being “remote controlled” or otherwise manipulated is apparently quite common in many sufferers of Paranoid Schizophrenia. Mr. Dec, it would seem, was no exception to this rule.
See also: Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Inevitability of Gradualness.
FRANK GULOTTA
Ex-District Attorney Nassau County. Was responsible for instigating Mr. Dec’s trial, after which he was savagely demonized by Dec in his rants and portrayed as a “black felon Mafioso”. Having extensively researched his past, I will now set the score straight and confirm that Mr. Gulotta actually did exist in real life. Official sources, however, portray him as a markedly different man than the paranoid invention constructed by Mr. Dec's schizophrenic imagination. Furthermore, Gulotta was of Italian descent and not black.
Regardless of all this, several intriguing facts mentioned by Dec in his legal correspondence might possibly support his claims that there existed a legal conspiracy out to get him, supposedly spearheaded by important members of the Nassau County judiciary - among them Frank Gulotta. Gulotta was also later elected a Supreme Court judge, which according to Dec was his "payment" for having pronounced him guilty via a fixed, dishonest trial.
See also: The Law, William Sullivan.
G
GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THE
See: Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God.
GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD WORLDWIDE SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY
The process during which the general public is routinely brainwashed by the Computer God who, by manipulating their moon-brains, activates their Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio and sends out conformist propaganda thereby making them not ask any questions.
See also: Brain-bank cities, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio.
GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO, THE
A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can listen in on anything you hear and monitor your audio input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you. According to a theory postulated by Decologist Ted Torbich, Dec continually asserts that he has no earphone radio which seems to indeed indicate that the "earphone radio" is a means of control that allows those who "have" it to hear the thoughts of others. Thus, Mr. Dec considered himself “defenseless” because he did not have it.
Dec seems to have believed, however, that he was outfitted with all of the other "Frankenstein Radio Controls" that were meant to CONTROL people. Thus, Dec had the controls which broadcasted what he was hearing, seeing and thinking BUT he lacked any means to hear, see, or listen to the thoughts of others or of the Computer God. Dec does however note elsewhere that he can "slightly hear it" (referring to the Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio) but only while he remained "quiet and motionless".
See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Eyesight Television, Constant-threshold Brainwash Radio,
Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EYESIGHT TELEVISION, THE
A device with which the Computer God and the Playboy scum-on-top can see anything you’re seeing and monitor your visual input remotely, thereby constantly spying on you - although former US President Davy Eisenscheimer (or Eisenshanker) used it mainly to remotely watch World War II as he was hiding in cowardly terror at his playboy-giant golf course. The Frankenstein Eyesight Television is a part of the “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls and thus a routine component installed in the entire world population.
See also: “Master-race” Frankenstein Radio Controls, Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio,
Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio, Constant Threshold Brainwash Radio,
Synthetic Nerve-Radio Directional Antennae Loop.
GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES
Those in the employ of the Gangster Government, who are in reality loitering, lurking, believe-nothing Gangster Parroting Puppets of the Computer God. However, while they are in the public eye, in order to maintain the charade that they actually do something, they put on a fake, con-artist ploy of the shuffling of papers. (Added by Ted Torbich)
See also: Computer Brain Machines.
H
HEMPSTEAD, NY
1) A "niggertown" in New York State.
2) A "gigantic nigger ghost town" in New York State.
3) Home of Francis E. Dec, Esq. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
See also: 29 Maple Avenue, House on 29 Maple Avenue.
HOUSE ON 29 MAPLE AVENUE, THE
Place of residence for Dec and, until 1966, his brother. Frequently referred to in Dec's rants as "this low deadly niggertown old house". (See picture here and here!)
See also: Joseph I. Dec, Hempstead, NY, Red Paint.
I
ICE CUBES, "SWISS CHEESE" -TYPE
Cubes of ice with pockets of gas frozen within them, released when the cube melts. Effective for Sneak Undetectable Exterminations, especially when used in combination with Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke. (Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
See also: Deadly Poison Nerve Gas Smoke, Sneak Undetectable Extermination.
INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS
1) Over time your body is rendered aged and deformed by the constant sugery performed by the machinations of the Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God, usually resulting in physical and mental impairments which make you dead or useless by age 70.
2) Extermination (Death).
3) A term used in reference to Socialism, particularly Fabianism, whereby the institution of Socialism is achieved without direct confrontation with the current ruling power, nor through revolutionary action, but instead is a natural product of industrial society; thus both inevitable, and gradual.
(Thanks, Ted Torbich!)
See also: Sneak Undetectable Extermination, Frankenstein slavery,
Sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet, Age 70.
