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I'm going to try and go the rest of this month sober

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Wish me lucky.

    I'm doing this for my health but the added benefit of going so long is that when I do drink again it'll be like brand new ... I'll get so fucked up and euphoric

    I'm gonna throw a party in VR some of you here are welcome to come
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  2. #2
    Misterigh Houston
    Ill finish my beer and have another for you. I'm at Rouge Brewery(its actually just one of their taphouses) in Portland. Just got laid. I started the day with a healthy breakfast and then went mountain biking for about four hours, then ate a lobster tails meal, then went for a ride on my electric scooter.

    Been a nice day.

    Ill also smoke a fatty for you.
  3. #3
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Misterigh Ill finish my beer and have another for you. I'm at Rouge Brewery(its actually just one of their taphouses) in Portland. Just got laid. I started the day with a healthy breakfast and then went mountain biking for about four hours, then ate a lobster tails meal, then went for a ride on my electric scooter.

    Been a nice day.

    Ill also smoke a fatty for you.

    What is it like in portland right now?
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just drank a 450 year old bottle of rum I fought the descendent of Blackbeard the Pirate for. I'm in Montego Bay, Jamaica. I started the day off with a healthy breakfast of jerk chicken and plantains, then wrestled some mandingos and built a boat from Coconut trees. Caught some wild caviar and bit the head right off while it was still wriggling, then rode around town on my electric dildo machine that runs in gift cards.

    Been a nice day

    I'll also sexually assault a pigeon for you
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  5. #5
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Sudo I just drank a 450 year old bottle of rum I fought the descendent of Blackbeard the Pirate for. I'm in Montego Bay, Jamaica. I started the day off with a healthy breakfast of jerk chicken and plantains, then wrestled some mandingos and built a boat from Coconut trees. Caught some wild caviar and bit the head right off while it was still wriggling, then rode around town on my electric dildo machine that runs in gift cards.

    Been a nice day

    I'll also sexually assault a pigeon for you


    So basically you were too hungover to leave Canadia?
  6. #6
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What is it like in portland right now?

    Lots of boarded up businesses and tents.
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Misterigh Ill finish my beer and have another for you. I'm at Rouge Brewery(its actually just one of their taphouses) in Portland. Just got laid. I started the day with a healthy breakfast and then went mountain biking for about four hours, then ate a lobster tails meal, then went for a ride on my electric scooter.

    Been a nice day.

    Ill also smoke a fatty for you.

    If u got some be honest how many drinks you had to pay her and chaps roger her ass till she was so tipsy she’d fuk anyone or how hideous was she?
  8. #8
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Wish me lucky.

    I'm doing this for my health but the added benefit of going so long is that when I do drink again it'll be like brand new … I'll get so fucked up and euphoric

    I'm gonna throw a party in VR some of you here are welcome to come

    I hope you get your brains bashed out of your skull when you break down, get drunk and walk in public and call the wrong black man a fucking nigger.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by TJ I hope you get your brains bashed out of your skull when you break down, get drunk and walk in public and call the wrong black man a fucking nigger.

    that wont happen, he will drop trou and plead for gameboy money and he will get it..
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    FUCKING STATE OF THAT COCK NOSE!!!!














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  11. #11
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Your nose is bigger than mine, chubby boy.
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