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  1. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



    Originally posted by BummyMofo Nothing is gayer than you raping your dad to death and then being a twink father for your 5 violent homosexual sons who gangbang you
  2. Originally posted by BummyMofo



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    You are the twinkdad slave for your 5 aggressive gay sons
  4. Originally posted by BummyMofo You are the twinkdad slave for your 5 aggressive gay sons



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
  5. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    naw

    life is even better without them. can't believe i wasted so much of youth on baseball and basketball. ridiculous amount of time on that shit. never again.
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    stop quoting yourself, it's the equivalent of swallowing your own semen (which you do)
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs naw

    life is even better without them. can't believe i wasted so much of youth on baseball and basketball. ridiculous amount of time on that shit. never again.

    I don't believe this.
  8. Originally posted by BummyMofo stop quoting yourself, it's the equivalent of swallowing your own semen (which you do)



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    You are a hooker strangling rapist.
  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I don't believe this.

    are you trying to say i am a liar or something? i swear on GOD i ain't and i actually am being 100% serious it was all a waste...i could have used that time much better but as a youngin(between 6-14 to be clear) i was obsessed with those two sport baseball and basketball every chance i had during those ages i played and i said fuck every friendship i had then..yet those friends should have been worth it and more...and looking back they were but i couldn't ever get enough playing those sports

    it made my bastard father happy and proud too...so i put that pressure on myself to continue to make him happy yet i wasn't deep down but obsession takes ya to some weird places and levels that i get totally now but didn't back then. i ignored so much deep shit about friends and within. it hurt me a lot in the long run.

    i will never give a single sport any time like that again. its all a waste. no real pay off.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I miss sports :(

    I miss Kobe :(

    Sports are just a nice thing, like weather, and hearts, and turtles. It's just nice to know they are there for you if you want them. But now, they arent.

    I like arguing with my boss about why his shitty Minnesota Vikings will always suck and reminding him they've never won a superbowl. I like buzzer beaters and TENSE showdowns. I like the subtle nuances of major league baseball, and the chess match that it is.

    I like going to games and being able to yell as loud as I want and slosh my big beer around giving high fives to strangers and punching the opposing team's fans and just enjoying the camaraderie.
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  12. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I miss sports :(

    I miss Kobe :(

    Sports are just a nice thing, like weather, and hearts, and turtles. It's just nice to know they are there for you if you want them. But now, they arent.

    I like arguing with my boss about why his shitty Minnesota Vikings will always suck and reminding him they've never won a superbowl. I like buzzer beaters and TENSE showdowns. I like the subtle nuances of major league baseball, and the chess match that it is.

    I like going to games and being able to yell as loud as I want and slosh my big beer around giving high fives to strangers and punching the opposing team's fans and just enjoying the camaraderie.

    Vikings do ok sometimes but it's impossible to imagine them being champions.

    I like sports bars too especially for UFC
  13. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs are you trying to say i am a liar or something? i swear on GOD i ain't and i actually am being 100% serious it was all a waste…i could have used that time much better but as a youngin(between 6-14 to be clear) i was obsessed with those two sport baseball and basketball every chance i had during those ages i played and i said fuck every friendship i had then..yet those friends should have been worth it and more…and looking back they were but i couldn't ever get enough playing those sports

    it made my bastard father happy and proud too…so i put that pressure on myself to continue to make him happy yet i wasn't deep down but obsession takes ya to some weird places and levels that i get totally now but didn't back then. i ignored so much deep shit about friends and within. it hurt me a lot in the long run.

    i will never give a single sport any time like that again. its all a waste. no real pay off.

    At least you weren't a fat kid. It wasn't a total waste at all just cause it kept you in shape, and didn't you make friends? And you just said your father was proud...sounds like sports had a lot to offer
  14. G African Astronaut
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Vikings do ok sometimes but it's impossible to imagine them being champions.

    I like sports bars too especially for UFC

    Yeah they've certainly had their chances. Gary Anderson's perfect season and he misses the one to put em in the superbowl. Late 90s. And then of course the Minneapolis Miracle a few years ago, only to get fucking REKD by the Saints in the NFC championship.
  16. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Dregs are you trying to say i am a liar or something? i swear on GOD i ain't and i actually am being 100% serious it was all a waste…i could have used that time much better but as a youngin(between 6-14 to be clear) i was obsessed with those two sport baseball and basketball every chance i had during those ages i played and i said fuck every friendship i had then..yet those friends should have been worth it and more…and looking back they were but i couldn't ever get enough playing those sports

    it made my bastard father happy and proud too…so i put that pressure on myself to continue to make him happy yet i wasn't deep down but obsession takes ya to some weird places and levels that i get totally now but didn't back then. i ignored so much deep shit about friends and within. it hurt me a lot in the long run.

    i will never give a single sport any time like that again. its all a waste. no real pay off.

    Thats a bummer dude. Sports are supposed to be the polar opposite of what you experienced, making friends, having fun, growing as a person, as a team, etc etc. I knew quite a lot of kids who went through similar shit you did with their parents putting way too much pressure on them and taking the fun out of it. Its pretty tragic tbh. Some of my best memories of my youth was doing sports-things with my friends and family. Totally understandable you'd be averse to anything to do with sports. Thankful my parents treated it for what it was and weren't deluded into thinking I was going to go pro and make them rich or something.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo y'all are faggots lol
    the sports world doesn't look kindly upon fags, hence your grudge

    Sports on TV are designed to distract useful idiots like you.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This website is designed as a distraction for only the extremely intelligent.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ This website is designed as a distraction for only the extremely intelligent.

    That is why the OP is never distracted by it and must watch sports.
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Most people on here don’t watch sports and have no social life either
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