All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee Rosanna's down in Texarkana Wanted me to push her broom Sweet Eileen's in Abilene She forgot I hung the moon And Allison's in Galveston Somehow lost her sanity And Dimple's who now lives in Temple's Got the law looking for me All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee I remember that old Frio River Where I learned to swim But it brings to mind another time Where I wore my welcome thin By transcendental meditation I go there each night But I always come back to myself Long before daylight All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas Therefore I reside in Tennessee Some folks think I'm hidin' It's been rumored that I died But I'm alive and well in Tennessee

1. 2020-09-05 at 3:50 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Why are people from texas so retarded?
   Is it the water, the close proximity to mexico, all the inbreeding or what?
2. 2020-09-05 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   People who live in hotter climates learn to produce less heat, and so they move less and think less.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kroz
3. 2020-09-05 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting People who live in hotter climates learn to produce less heat, and so they move less and think less.

   
   haha then whats your excuse?
4. 2020-09-05 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Why are people from texas so retarded?
   Is it the water, the close proximity to mexico, all the inbreeding or what?

   
   That's really rich coming from you guy that looks like a product of incest, but tries to pull the monged out look as just eurasion.
5. 2020-09-05 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #5
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby haha then whats your excuse?

   
   I have a thick insulative layer.
6. 2020-09-05 at 4:24 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I have a thick insulative layer.

   
   Thats what pollack girl friend would tell me
7. 2020-09-05 at 4:54 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's really rich coming from you guy that looks like a product of incest, but tries to pull the monged out look as just eurasion.

   
   You're so jealous
8. 2020-09-05 at 4:56 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Krotz even types like an inbred retard.
   I wonder if his parents are cousins or siblings, would make a lot of sense.