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  1. #41
    TJ Houston
    we need a random Boris story with Boris illustration so this thread continues to live.
  2. #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    This thread was dead the second you clicked on Submit.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This thread was dead the second you clicked on Submit.

    ^ ip theft
  4. #44
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by pEEpEEpOOpOO One time I thought I was getting kidnapped.

    go on m8
  5. #45
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Okay hey guys this is Bill Krozby, I told you about my second time in the feds where I got my poop dented over peanut butter and jumping on the rack ect.. but there was this other time my extended stay where at the end of the night after watching transformers and starwars for the 7th time the Hiemenez brothers would hold a chapel and a town hall but when we had to rack up they'd be like total savages basically men running around naked with spears and by spears I mean boners basically killing and ratting each other out just to get cup of coffee and a honey bun, but once these slobs had what they wanted they would all walk up the tiers to their cells but while having a butt fucking conga line.

    I was sick of it so I waited til midnight and I pressed the emergency button and asked the boss if he could change the channel to sci- to watch "wrong turn 3" and the boss was like "whats your name?" and I was like "doug monks" and he unlocked my cell door and told me to come down and gave me the controller and so I just sat around flipping channels by myself chilling for awhile and evidently that pissed off a lot of people.

    In the morning I was accosted by a bunch of guys lead by some edward norton jefferey dahmer looking mother fucker telling me that thats not happening again. lol

  6. #46
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Okay hey guys this is Bill Krozby, I told you about my second time in the feds where I got my poop dented over peanut butter and jumping on the rack ect.. but there was this other time my extended stay where at the end of the night after watching transformers and starwars for the 7th time the Hiemenez brothers would hold a chapel and a town hall but when we had to rack up they'd be like total savages basically men running around naked with spears and by spears I mean boners basically killing and ratting each other out just to get cup of coffee and a honey bun, but once these slobs had what they wanted they would all walk up the tiers to their cells but while having a butt fucking conga line.

    I was sick of it so I waited til midnight and I pressed the emergency button and asked the boss if he could change the channel to sci- to watch "wrong turn 3" and the boss was like "whats your name?" and I was like "doug monks" and he unlocked my cell door and told me to come down and gave me the controller and so I just sat around flipping channels by myself chilling for awhile and evidently that pissed off a lot of people.

    In the morning I was accosted by a bunch of guys lead by some edward norton jefferey dahmer looking mother fucker telling me that thats not happening again. lol


    I hate that franchise, man. Pisses me off how some deformed inbreds get to outsmart normal people and kill them through torture.
  7. #47
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I hate that franchise, man. Pisses me off how some deformed inbreds get to outsmart normal people and kill them through torture.

    lol its really bad I know but it doesn't piss me off what else was I going to do?
  8. #48
    TJ Houston
    If Franchise means Wrong Turn, I agree. but only because the first one was decent and they should of not remade another. no sequels and no prequels. just left it be.


    it was an OK film to watch with friends when bored or by yourself on a saturday night
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