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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good Saturday morning.
    How is your weather?
    Did you eat a heart healthy breakfast?
    The doctor told me I need to eat healthier so I had a gas station doughnut and some weed and a couple cigs.
    Here is my weather currently,



    and I haven't been outside yet but my guess is that it's hot.

    Right now I am just laying on the couch letting Chell suck on my nipple while I am avoiding doing stuff I should be doing and instead typing this shit with my nifty bluetooth keyboard I got at Goodwill.

    Maybe today we will find an apartment to rent.
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    It's fully cloudy here and it looks like with a chance of Wayne. I just woke UP .

    somebody's playing games because i feel pretty good this morning even tho I drank beer all night like usual. I think its the pollen that screws me up and that one must not be high today

    Why do you go to the doctor if you aren't going to try to follow their advice? Honestly none of it really makes any sense. The various health experts over here at the NIS have been telling you that you're eating too many chicken nuggers and frozen meat slick dinners which the doctors have now confirmed, lil cousin Ernesto bobo
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    This is me rigt now. yes id rwthe rbe me right now.

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Wariat This is me rigt now. yes id rwthe rbe me right now.


    If that is you go take a picture on that buoy.
    Bonus points if you can swim out and do it without your phone getting wet.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    And build a sand castle.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its cold. i swam once tho.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Wariat its cold. i swam once tho.

    If it is cold then why did you go to the beach?
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I can see Wariat pretending to be a lifeguard so he can chase kids in the water and fondle them during "rescue".
    Might even drown them if he pleases as it would look like they were already drowning anyways.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i just swam to it and back.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Fonaplats If it is cold then why did you go to the beach?

    the baltic water is cold but its nice and sunny outside.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Wariat i just swam to it and back.

    Did you take a picture to prove it?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    my phone would be wet and wasted by now.
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Wariat my phone would be wet and wasted by now.

    Not if you are a good swimmer or smart enough to put it in a ziplock bag.
    You didn't go to the beach by yourself did you?
    and where is the space nigga sand castle tribute art?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yes im here by myself.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    How the fuck can I afford to quit smoking?
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    All these drug prices are like 4x what they are here. I pay €2 a month for my prescription of Proton Pump Inhibitors (I forget what one, but they're all the same). The right price is around €30. Champix is just over €100 a month, and that's considered excessive.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Went to the store. They are out of chantix but it is free with insurance and im getting it on Monday.
  18. #18
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Wariat This is me rigt now. yes id rwthe rbe me right now.


    Poland is landlocked. What beach is that?
  19. #19
    TJ Houston
    Sorry.. I just maps.google. You have a sea in the north. I thought you were entirely surrounded.


    what is gotland island about? go there.
  20. #20
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Got out groceries bought and put away.
    Going to go over to my mom's house for a little while as she has some family over visiting and we shall join.
    Should be kinda stupid but I only see some people every few months and today is just going to be one of those days.
    Im sure the entire time I am there that I will be trying to keep myself occupied with my phone.
    I really wanna get a game started with as many of you as possible but I don't know who has what games or who is down.
    I was talking to Rabbit about it and I know Schron will play, maybe even Lucy.
    Hey Bill Krozby, wanna try and get a game going tonight?
    Beeno, you down?

    Shooter?
    Role play?
    Strategy?

    Just a heads up, I did 10 pull ups.
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