Imagine having such a deformed cock for a nose and a thin upper lip due to alcohol fetal syndrome? No wonder you're a virgin. Girls must throw up at the sight of your hideous mug.
Also my "mum" (effeminate brits and their retarded bastardization of the English language) is European-american. My dad is a mix of Austrian and Chinese.
Also lol at some ugly Brit with a fucked up face callibg Germanic women ugly.
British people are known for being the ugliest and most inbred Europeans. You're a prime example or British ugliness.
Originally posted by Octavian
Imagine having such a deformed cock for a nose and a thin upper lip due to alcohol fetal syndrome? No wonder you're a virgin. Girls must throw up at the sight of your hideous mug.
Imagine having pointy elven ears, super villain eyebrows, a fucked up looking bug nose with no bridge and a chin that would make Jay Leno giggle.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.
Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.
Originally posted by CandyRein
Just left the state park …
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We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'
What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory
Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
12 years old isn't even that young. They're plenty ready for sex.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time. I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself. Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.
Anybody here into shitting themselves?
Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.
Another thing. I want to shit and urinate on someone. BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
>tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.
Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Also my "mum" (effeminate brits and their retarded bastardization of the English language) is European-american. My dad is a mix of Austrian and Chinese.
Also lol at some ugly Brit with a fucked up face callibg Germanic women ugly.
British people are known for being the ugliest and most inbred Europeans. You're a prime example or British ugliness.
Stupid dumb yank we colonized your shit hole country making us your progenitors. You are not Eurasian either. Corey Feldman is your dad cock nose.
You didn't colonize shit you ugly bug nose retard.
The US was a joint operation carried out by freemasons and the black nobility from across Europe.
The U.K. is just another vassal like the Vatican and the US.
You inbred hicks aren't capable of doing shit on your own, which is why you bend over backwards happily and take it up the anus by all the niggers and arabs colonizing your land.
Also,yes I am Eurasian you dumb fuck. You wish you were hapa like me instead of some inbred brit hick with grotesque misshapen features.
