Why do hurricanes not have Muslim names?

1. 2020-08-27 at 4:09 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   ?
2. 2020-08-27 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Hurricane Barack?
   
   Hurricane Osama?
   
   Hurricane Muhammad?
   
   Which one scares you the most...and why?
3. 2020-08-27 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Hurricane Allah
4. 2020-08-27 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Because Hurricanes are powerful so it wouldn't really fit.
5. 2020-08-27 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #5
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   White supremacy obvs.
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