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  1. #81
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S i eat dirty panties
  2. #82
    Originally posted by mmQ What's this 'green chunks' business all about?

    Don't know, I'm only familiar with blue ones.
  3. #83
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's this 'green chunks' business all about?

    Undigested salad.
  4. #84
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ What's this 'green chunks' business all about?

    ever seen some of da gross shit that cums out a giny, apparently not
  5. #85
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    She sprayed her perfume on the card and teddies too, it smells so fucking sexy... seductive bitch

    God dammit I hope this really works out

    But Dfg did warn me about chink girls if you remember him from zoklet or totse
  6. #86
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by cigreting ever seen some of da gross shit that cums out a giny, apparently not

    Only out of a diseased “giny”. Is that what you’re used to?
  7. #87
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Dfg is a permanent sex tourist and you shouldn't take his advice on anything
  8. #88
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting ever seen some of da gross shit that cums out a giny, apparently not

    Oh I worked in the laundry room for a few months of one of my jail stints. I've seen plenty of peculiar markings on girls' underwear, but thankfully green chunks wasnt one of them.
  9. #89
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I worked in the laundry room for a few months of one of my jail stints. I've seen plenty of peculiar markings on girls' underwear, but thankfully green chunks wasnt one of them.

    How about blue ones?
  10. #90
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How about blue ones?

    Like stilton cheese?

    🤮
  11. #91
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How about blue ones?

    Not that either. You had your yellows, reds, pinks, browns and blacks, but aside from yellow I never really saw much of the primary or secondary colors. Chunks of any color were extremely rare (again, thankfully).
  12. #92
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Not that either. You had your yellows, reds, pinks, browns and blacks, but aside from yellow I never really saw much of the primary or secondary colors. Chunks of any color were extremely rare (again, thankfully).

    The black skids must have really stunk.
  13. #93
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The black skids must have really stunk.

    Kinda like licorice. It was an acquired scent. The more you smeeelt it the more you craved it.
  14. #94
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ Kinda like licorice. It was an acquired scent. The more you smeeelt it the more you craved it.

    Remember Nigroids?

    They had to change the name to Vigroids, for obvious reasons
  15. #95
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Remember Nigroids?

    They had to change the name to Vigroids, for obvious reasons

    Around here, they were call Black Babies, then they banned them. After a few years, they snuck them back in under the new moniker, Black JuJubes.
  16. #96
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Around here, they were call Black Babies, then they banned them. After a few years, they snuck them back in under the new moniker, Black JuJubes.

    Wow, for once you’re correct
  17. #97
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    LOL is that your bed grylls
  18. #98
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra LOL is that your bed grylls



    No but I have a similar leopard print one but I change it every few weeks or so
  19. #99
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Wow, for once you’re correct

    That didn't scare me.
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

    Does anything scare you?
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