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Just got a parcel from my fake Chinese girlfriend

  1. 2020-08-25 at 5:35 PM UTC
    #21
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd be interested in the composition of my turds you creepy stalker.

    Pic?
  2. 2020-08-25 at 5:37 PM UTC
    #22
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Pic?

    Too late, I already went, check back in 3 days or so.
  3. 2020-08-25 at 5:40 PM UTC
    #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    You only go poo poo every 3 days?
  4. 2020-08-25 at 5:41 PM UTC
    #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by stl1 I would never know what a tube of herpes cream even looks like to begin with.

    I'm interested to know how Jiggle Booty is so familiar with that product.

    What? Are you too good to kiss a hooker on the mouth? Maybe I am just too affectionate
  5. 2020-08-25 at 5:49 PM UTC
    #25
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls You only go poo poo every 3 days?

    Yes, my body is so efficient and the fuel I put in it is so good there is very little waste.
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  6. 2020-08-25 at 5:57 PM UTC
    #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    In other words:

    Jiggle Booty is full of shit.
  7. 2020-08-25 at 6 PM UTC
    #27
    Qhost Houston [defy my laboured wrester]
    This is wholesome nice job.
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  8. 2020-08-25 at 6:08 PM UTC
    #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Wait, where my favorite leopard print comforter?

    Maybe next month, I just changed them





    Originally posted by Qhost This is wholesome nice job.

    But sometimes I feel like she’s way out of my league
  9. 2020-08-25 at 6:33 PM UTC
    #29
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Grylls But sometimes I feel like she’s way out of my league

    That's because she is, Mr. Leon.
  10. 2020-08-25 at 6:35 PM UTC
    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls But sometimes I feel like she’s way out of my league

    Self doubt, women like that because it means they can bleed you dry and you wont even notice because you'll be so happy you got some.
  11. 2020-08-25 at 6:38 PM UTC
    #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee That's because she is, Mr. Leon.

    Poor rural chinese girls are too good for him

  12. 2020-08-25 at 6:39 PM UTC
    #32
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Mr. Leon won't be happy about this.
  13. 2020-08-25 at 6:44 PM UTC
    #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee That's because she is, Mr. Leon.

    Do you mean she’s a league above me or the other way?
  14. 2020-08-25 at 6:45 PM UTC
    #34
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Poor rural chinese girls are too good for him


    She’s actually rich, she has her own real estate business
  15. 2020-08-25 at 6:45 PM UTC
    #35
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Grylls Do you mean she’s a league above me or the other way?

    Yes Mr. Leon
  16. 2020-08-25 at 6:47 PM UTC
    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls She’s actually rich, she has her own real estate business

    Fact check, the real estate in question

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  17. 2020-08-25 at 6:47 PM UTC
    #37
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I know a guy from Toronto that moved to Philippines to be with a woman.

    They don't even have running water or a toilet, they just shit in a hole in the ground and wipe with leaves and rocks. Toilet paper is a luxury there. He got all kinds of infections and bug bites so his legs are covered in sores and pus like he's rotting. Everyone there is hardcore Christian because it's the only joy in their horrible lives. He has been force converted and goes to church every sunday to sit in the heat for hours while they all preach in a language he doesn't understand.

    He has to learn their shitty dead language that only one country on the entire planet uses. They don't have condoms, birth control or abortion there so if you have sex you better be ready to feed that kid in 9 months.

    All because she didn't want to leave her family and move to Canada, and because despite what people think we don't just let in any old dirty poor immigrant from shit hole countries.
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  18. 2020-08-25 at 6:48 PM UTC
    #38
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yes Mr. Leon

    Okay Mrs Johnson
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  19. 2020-08-25 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #39
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    lol
  20. 2020-08-25 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #40
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I know a guy from Toronto that moved to Philippines to be with a woman.

    They don't even have running water or a toilet, they just shit in a hole in the ground and wipe with leaves and rocks. Toilet paper is a luxury there. He got all kinds of infections and bug bites so his legs are covered in sores and pus like he's rotting. Everyone there is hardcore Christian because it's the only joy in their horrible lives. He has been force converted and goes to church every sunday to sit in the heat for hours while they all preach in a language he doesn't understand.

    He has to learn their shitty dead language that only one country on the entire planet uses. They don't have condoms, birth control or abortion there so if you have sex you better be ready to feed that kid in 9 months.

    All because she didn't want to leave her family and move to Canada, and because despite what people think we don't just let in any old dirty poor immigrant from shit hole countries.

    Does he get blumpkins off her though?
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