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Just got a parcel from my fake Chinese girlfriend

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    Let’s hope there’s no corona inside

    🤨
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  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    wats parcel
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting wats parcel

    something that is part & parcel of a dictionary.👍
  4. #4
    Octavian motherfucker
    Looks shit.

    Open it.
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    Wait, where my favorite leopard print comforter?
  6. #6
    Used panties no doubt, that's what she always sends me.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Used panties no doubt, that's what she always sends me.

    A load of cute junk, used panties in the brown bag that’s all I wanted really



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  8. #8
    Is that a tube of herpes cream in the fist pic?
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  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    your speaker looks very surprised
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is that a tube of herpes cream in the fist pic?

    Lip balm

    Originally posted by aldra your speaker looks very surprised

    Lol
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    show brown/green skid marks/chunks in panties
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No

    and theres just a bit of pussy residue
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She seems like a pretty cool chick, Leon.
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  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra your speaker looks very surprised

    Lmao I can't unsee it now.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Used panties.
  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks She seems like a pretty cool chick, Leon.

    YEAH

    we were just about to meet before everyones travel plans got fucked up, im kinda worried she wont wait for me much longer though so im gonna bounce asap
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Grylls YEAH

    we were just about to meet before everyones travel plans got fucked up, im kinda worried she wont wait for me much longer though so im gonna bounce asap

    A real man wouldn't let the risk of having the sniffles stop him from getting that sidewize slitty.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had to zoom in on the card to read it, how sweet

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is that a tube of herpes cream in the fist pic?




    I would never know what a tube of herpes cream even looks like to begin with.

    I'm interested to know how Jiggle Booty is so familiar with that product.
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    Originally posted by stl1 I would never know what a tube of herpes cream even looks like to begin with.

    I'm interested to know how Jiggle Booty is so familiar with that product.

    You'd be interested in the composition of my turds you creepy stalker.
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