Now they're planning the crime of the century Well, what will it be? Read all about their schemes and adventuring It's well worth the fee So roll up and see
How they've raped the Universe How they've gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed and glory? Rip off the masks and let's see But, that's not right! Oh no! What's the story?? Look! There's you! And there's me! (That can't be right...)
