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  1. #21
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by gadzooks MODERN DAY POLITICAL DEBATE:

    You: "You vote for a pedophile!".

    Opponent: "No, in fact, YOU vote for a pedophile!".

    You: As a matter of indisputable fact, YOU vote for a pedophile!

    Opponent: As a matter of intergalactic factual phenomena, You, in fact, are the one who votes for pedophiles.

    You: "No. That is entirely incorrect. I do not engage in such things, for I am not a pervert. You, sir, are, in fact, the pervert."

    Opponent: "No, YOU are the REAL pervert.

    You: "Actually, I digress… I am too busy trying to convince strangers on the Internet that I'm not a nonce. You're going to have to hold on just a sec."

    Opponent: "The day I give a bonafied nonce a time break…"

    You "Confirmed nonce."

    This is the best thing I have read in months, hilarious.
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks MODERN DAY POLITICAL DEBATE:

    You: "You vote for a pedophile!".

    Opponent: "No, in fact, YOU vote for a pedophile!".

    You: As a matter of indisputable fact, YOU vote for a pedophile!

    Opponent: As a matter of intergalactic factual phenomena, You, in fact, are the one who votes for pedophiles.

    You: "No. That is entirely incorrect. I do not engage in such things, for I am not a pervert. You, sir, are, in fact, the pervert."

    Opponent: "No, YOU are the REAL pervert.

    You: "Actually, I digress… I am too busy trying to convince strangers on the Internet that I'm not a nonce. You're going to have to hold on just a sec."

    Opponent: "The day I give a bonafied nonce a time break…"

    You "Confirmed nonce."

    *slaps opponent in face with white glove*
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Come 2021,during Trump's 2nd term, the truth will be known by all.
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Come 2021, during Biden's first term, Democrats will control the House, the Senate and the White House and all of Trump's misdeeds (along with his taxes) will be exposed and the truth will be known by all.
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by stl1 Come 2021, during Biden's first term, Democrats will control the House, the Senate and the White House and all of Trump's misdeeds (along with his taxes) will be exposed and the truth will be known by all.

    What will you do if Trump wins 2020 and the House and the Senate?
  6. #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Spend the next four years calling him a cheeto.
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  7. #27
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Spend the next four years calling him a cheeto.

    That would make eight long years of angst, anger and outrage. Who does that??
  8. #28
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Either way I got my bases covered.

    Bidens a rapist senile old fuck
    Trump is a racist Cheetos that eats big macs

    Good thing it's a two party system or i might lose track of all this
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  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Good thing it's a two party system or i might lose track of all this

    Not even that hard, because it's actually a one-party system, disguised as a two-party system. It's the Them Party. It's just us and Them.
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  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Come 2021, during Biden's first term, Democrats will control the House, the Senate and the White House and all of Trump's misdeeds (along with his taxes) will be exposed and the truth will be known by all.

    And other children's stories...
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not even that hard, because it's actually a one-party system, disguised as a two-party system. It's the Them Party. It's just us and Them.

    Which is why them hates Trump. He is an outsider.
  12. #32
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Which is why them hates Trump. He is an outsider.

    True. Trump is the true second party.
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL True. Trump is the true second party.

    Truly woke patriotic Americans are the second party and Trump is our will.
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  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Truly woke patriotic Americans are the second party and Trump is our will.

    Wild how half the country really are genuine, bonafide, textbook traitors to America, eh? I never thought I'd see the day. It's not just a matter of political opinion anymore, it's actually full blown treason. According to the United States Criminal Code, if the law, as written, were to be carried out, half the country would have to receive a death sentence, or at least life in prison.
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  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He's a racist cheeto though and trump isn't even his real name its DRUMPF, another lie!!
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He's a racist cheeto though and trump isn't even his real name its DRUMPF, another lie!!

    This isn't about one man.
  17. #37
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wild how half the country really are genuine, bonafide, textbook traitors to America, eh? I never thought I'd see the day. It's not just a matter of political opinion anymore, it's actually full blown treason. According to the United States Criminal Code, if the law, as written, were to be carried out, half the country would have to receive a death sentence, or at least life in prison.

    what? This isnt true. What are you trying to say? Also if there is a law that half the country is breaking, according to democratic principles its a shitty law that isnt reflecting the will of the people.

    Also, you arent American. Who do you think will win the conservative leadership race?
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wild how half the country really are genuine, bonafide, textbook traitors to America, eh? I never thought I'd see the day. It's not just a matter of political opinion anymore, it's actually full blown treason. According to the United States Criminal Code, if the law, as written, were to be carried out, half the country would have to receive a death sentence, or at least life in prison.

    Is that what you think I said?
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo what? This isnt true. What are you trying to say? Also if there is a law that half the country is breaking, according to democratic principles its a shitty law that isnt reflecting the will of the people.

    Also, you arent American. Who do you think will win the conservative leadership race?

    Democratic principles do apply America is a republic not a democracy.
  20. #40
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Which is why them hates Trump. He is an outsider.

    Hopefully he gets elected so he can do something then!
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