My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway I heard the mission bell
And I was thinkin' to myself 'This could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say....
π₯ Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year) You can find it here π₯ Her mind is Tiffany-twisted She got the Mercedes Benz, uh She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard Sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain "Please bring me my wine"!
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"!
And still those voices are calling from far awayyyyyy... Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say π₯ Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your alibis π Mirrors on the ceiling The pink champagne on ice And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
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And in the master's chambers They gathered for the feast! They stab it with their steely knives But they just can't kill the beast!!! π€ Last thing I remember I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back To the place I was before
"Relax", said the night man "We are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like But you can never leave"
*guitar solo with spliff in mouth with serious facial expression on face*
Good afternoon Candy How are you doing? I hope you are staying cool there. Here it is just super hot and I have been working a lot without much air. I love you, I hope we can chat more soon.
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