warioat the nonce
did he molest the girl? no
innocence taken
2020-08-17 at 1:06 AM UTC
crackhead the homosexual
Did he take his boyfriend's penis up the anus
screams in pain
2020-08-17 at 1:36 AM UTC
LOL you are too stupid to even make a proper haiku, and you claim to be 'into' Japanese culture. Low IQ
Cock nose jedi nonce
diapers and shota he wants
disgusting non white
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post didn't die in a fire!
2020-08-17 at 1:42 AM UTC
Atrocious poland
before jedi cock nonces
enjoying the nose
"The juxtaposition of cock and nose is truly inspired."
- The Daily Tale
"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Cock'. It went down hill from there."
- Enid Kibbler
"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the atrocious poland."
- Hit the Spoof
"I felt that I was a cock. It was spooky. I hope to read more by warioat. Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop
"I've always wanted to write a haiku about a cock. I can't belive warioat has beaten me to it."
- Betty Borison
"Atrocious poland is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic
Frosty prison house
suddenly shota nonces
above the pesky
