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  1. #1
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Those lavishly lubed up love lobes seem a lil chapped bro bro

    if your perpetually high crack whore mother would stop using her teeth that wouldnt happen.

    and id even pay her more
  2. #2
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Nigger you would pay a 60+ year old woman to touch you

    #Trump2020

    id pay you to touch me.

    bring your pretty tonsils on over here and start that massage

    #trump2024
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Grylls shut the fuck up faggot

    i will fuck you so hard that when i blow my load up your esophagus you will get the privilege of being the worlds first medically verified death due to acute pulmonary semen edema

    your mother will then show her thanks by sucking your anal remnants off my cock.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Nil But have no id's, and need an id to get welfare.

    Prob gonna lose my vehicle to the impound after it got stolen.

    Can't get drivers at teh reg cuz i have fines and no money.

    get a job, ya bum
  5. #5
    show of hands.

    who thinks there arent enough murder/suicides in this world
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Originally posted by Grylls shut the fuck up faggot

    i will fuck you so hard that when i blow my load up your esophagus you will get the privilege of being the worlds first medically verified death due to acute pulmonary semen edema

    your mother will then show her thanks by sucking your anal remnants off my cock.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 So basically you'll take whatever you can get. Sad bro. Many people are saying.

    i have no standards

    all i need is a hole and a heartbeat. heartbeat optional.

    who am i kidding...i dont even need a hole. dry humping words just as well

    now stop with the foreplay and bring your saggy wrinkled ass cheeks over here so i can moisturize them for you.
  8. #8
    not clicking on anything with the term 'lolita' in it
  9. #9
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    looks like someone used a rusty plastic spork and their non-dominant hand in the dark while riding a unicycle down a flight of stairs during an earthquake while wearing a blindfold to perform that botched amputation.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Grylls You should really avoid cocks in your mouth

    youre just jealous there are more cocks out there available for the sucking that arent using your mouth to be sucked upon


    not that there are that many
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