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Had a dream.

  1. #1
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I haven't dreamt in a long time. This one i could recall, and I awoke terrified.

    Without relating it in detail i wrote this to capture the feeling:

    Shadow clad amorphous

    Darkness on approach

    Silence seeking unity

    Terror taking hold unmindful it's a dream

    Terror taking hold, mind full of the dream.
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  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    That's beautiful.👍❤
  3. #3
    I had a dream I needed a shit really bad but I couldn't find a restroom, the one I did eventually find was in a busy restaurant but it was literally in the middle of the restaurant with no privacy walls or anything so I'd have had to sit there among the diners taking a shit.

    I opted to take an elevator upstairs and look for another but only found a friendly Pakistani family and a urinal.
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  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a dream I needed a shit really bad but I couldn't find a restroom, the one I did eventually find was in a busy restaurant but it was literally in the middle of the restaurant with no privacy walls or anything so I'd have had to sit there among the diners taking a shit.

    I opted to take an elevator upstairs and look for another but only found a friendly Pakistani family and a urinal.

    🤭
  5. #5
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    I dreamt I had a push-scooter but it was covered with cloth, like brigandine armour. I finally managed to unfold it, and I could keep up with cars.

    Dreams don't mean much.
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a dream I needed a shit really bad but I couldn't find a restroom, the one I did eventually find was in a busy restaurant but it was literally in the middle of the restaurant with no privacy walls or anything so I'd have had to sit there among the diners taking a shit.

    I opted to take an elevator upstairs and look for another but only found a friendly Pakistani family and a urinal.



    Would you take a shit in this?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Would you take a shit in this?

    That was pretty much it, but mine was porcelain and surrounded by diners rather than commuters.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You're a poet.
  9. #9
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Dreams don't mean much.

    i haven't had a dream in years, this one was vivid. what i wrote was trying to capture its feeling. i woke up agitated and breathing heavy.

    felt like bad shit was on approach.

    dreams are significant.
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    we will sing this world to sleep
  11. #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I had a dream i had a pet roach, kitten and hamster and i kept all 3 in the same cage. When i got the roach out for a run around the little fcker got away from me and disappered forever.

    Later on the celebrity i had an affair with came on the elevator at my place of work.

    All in all, it was an exhausting night and i need a nap.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Later on the celebrity i had an affair with came on the elevator at my place of work.

    What was Ellen doing on the elevator?
  13. #13
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Fu up the bum- it was Chace Crawford 😛😍😍😍
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Fu up the bum- it was Chace Crawford 😛😍😍😍

    Never heard of her, sounds like a faggit
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Never heard of her, sounds like a faggit

    it's a dreamy blue eyed blond MAN
  16. #16
    Sounds gay

    edit: a quick google confirmed it

    Chace Crawford seems to have been outed as a gay man by the New York Observer.
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Would you take a shit in this?

    Where the fuck is that at
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting Where the fuck is that at

    By that van it looks like UK
  19. #19
    By the scrag ends too.
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    MLK Jr. had a dream, also.
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