In a move being hailed as a progressive win for men everywhere, Men's Health magazine is encouraging body positivity by introducing the world's first "fat positive" fitness model, Chip O'Doyle, in its next issue.
"It's time to normalize normal male body-types," said Xander Cinnamon, newly hired Editor in Chief for the fitness mag. "Most men don't look like Mark Wahlberg or Chris Pratt, and most don't spend all their time eating healthy or working out. We need to start featuring male fitness icons with diverse body types men can actually relate to!"
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................
no. no, its not.
if some fat fuck decides to be a fat fuck out of laziness and sloth, said fat fuck is fully deserving of being fat shamed and bullied into submission. this is why bullying was invented. only the strong should survive. the weak should be sex slaved.
with a name like 'xander cinnamon' its a guarantee that faggot takes it in the tailpipe.
This society is fucked. Only gonna read the classics from now on. Hang with enlightened folks of criminal dispositions & natives who aren't bought, servants or buying into this bs. Fuck the mainstream.
Only technics and critical takes.
Fuck.... i swear im gonnaebd up a lonely alcoholic native, on the dole and in my pen :[
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This society is fucked. Only gonna read the classics from now on. Hang with enlightened folks of criminal dispositions & natives who aren't bought, servants or buying into this bs. Fuck the mainstream.
Only technics and critical takes.
Fuck…. i swear im gonnaebd up a lonely alcoholic native, on the dole and in my pen :[
I almost feel bad.
OP is a Babylon Bee article, I just hid the URL.
Though it's interesting, in 2020 no one can tell parody from the real thing anymore.
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....honestly i should have excercised a bit more scepticism, but that kinda links into trust with me. and i kinda threw out the baby with the bathwater on that front, lest i fall into descartes-tier distrust.
You fucker.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I was woke before anyone. It has nothing to do with being a leftist democrat either because i'm not even American.
To the fake 'woke' it just means being an extreme leftist.
Scrom stayed woke for days at a time
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This article smells really fake for one simple reason: it encourages men to be self confident. this is as unacceptable as implying white people should feel ok with their color. it wouldve caused a national shitstorm.
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Originally posted by Kev
This article smells really fake for one simple reason: it encourages men to be self confident. this is as unacceptable as implying white people should feel ok with their color. it wouldve caused a national shitstorm.
Couldnt agree with this anymore than i do.
Its just like all songs about women say how they are perfect and they never need to change but you will never hear a song about males saying that they are so perfect and dont need to change for anyone
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Originally posted by cigreting
Couldnt agree with this anymore than i do.
Its just like all songs about women say how they are perfect and they never need to change but you will never hear a song about males saying that they are so perfect and dont need to change for anyone
but da malez have privledge! the reason there are so many go girl! songs is cause wymynz are oppressed and need empowerment you misogynistic patriarchal fuck!
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Originally posted by cigreting
Couldnt agree with this anymore than i do.
Its just like all songs about women say how they are perfect and they never need to change but you will never hear a song about males saying that they are so perfect and dont need to change for anyone
Originally posted by Kev
but da malez have privledge! the reason there are so many go girl! songs is cause wymynz are oppressed and need empowerment you misogynistic patriarchal fuck!
They make us work twice as hard, then blame us when we don't just shrivel up and die.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting
They make us work twice as hard, then blame us when we don't just shrivel up and die.
wyminz bitching about everything makes the world go around apparently.
there's something that happens to a lot of people when they get older that can start probably anywhere from like 16-death where you just stop accepting new ideas, art, thoughts, anything and develop a bias that you see the world through that is based on some narrative that simplifies the world in a way that makes sense to you. once this happens it removes your ability to talk about anything relevant because you really just aren't able to because you're denying reality and trying to replace it with some other version of reality that isn't true. it hasn't happened to me yet and i fear the day that it does. but it seems to have happened to the majority of americans sometime in the last 10 years, including most of this site, and it's sad to see.
like, why, OP, could you possibly care that mens fitness puts a fat dude on the cover? you'll cowards are really so terrified of of some bratty lazy college kids just trying to be edgy. why? are you not familiar with the protocol of how the world works? i can tell you right now that them putting that douche on the cover is going to do absolutely nothing to make him more attractive nor improve the health risks he is incurring by being overweight. and being afraid of these idiots who can shit out a lot of \ big words that support a stupid narrative...you know these people can't work, right? they might have jobs now at jezebel or whatever but that's more of a fad and it's only a very small portion of them.
the rest are the type of heroin addicts who are so irresponsible that looking 6-12 hours into the future is totally incomprehensible to them. you think these pussies are going to change the world? its better to just let them have their shitty 15 minutes til the dumb fad is over and not complain about it and give them legitimacy. at the end of 15 minutes, they will be jobless and disenfranchised and you will have a leg up. instead you extend it as long as possible by getting mad and talking about it.
i remember doing that too, when i was 21-22. then i just accepted some people are retarded and since then i've had a lot of other problems/anxieties/things to learn/experiences to have. it's mind boggling to me that some of you give up so young and never progress past trying to frame the world in a way that makes it so that the first person you met you disagreed with is wrong. just in the past 3 years i've done a shitload of drugs and ruined almost every aspect of my life, and i've experienced a lot of new things in that timeframe. idk man it literally makes me want to cry for you because that seems so fucking boring and depressing. i mean my life is so fucked up i literally passed out in a restaurant last night while i was eating my pizza and they thought i was on heroin so they let me sleep for an hour and thankfully didn't call the cops but were just like hey dude please be more careful.
BUT AT LEAST I HAVEN'T BEEN MAD ABOUT THE SAME DUMB SHIT FOR 10+ YEARS
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
uhhhh….
shit is not uplifting music like the female style would be and second that song is garbage. I watched about 2 min of the video and cant tell if they're serious or if the video is a fucking joke ? Sounds like an atari game soundtrack
