Tronald "The Cannibal" Dumpf is the first president since Jimmy Carter...

1. 2020-08-12 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #81
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   that'd be cray crazy if trump had an 8 inch dick
2. 2020-08-12 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #82
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by rabbitweed I don't even like Trump that much. I just hate the people that hate him. It's complicated.
   
   It's like ideally you want a high quality carpenters hammer to hit a nail in. But all you have at hand is a crude rock. You know?

   
   
   
   Oh boy!
   
   Now that's what I call one glowing recommendation.
3. 2020-08-13 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #83
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the only brushes your getting is my beard on your balls.

   
   So you want to rub your chin on my scrotum. That's not news.
4. 2020-08-13 at 8:18 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I find it amusing your retard president is competing with a senile demented retard. Regardless of his erratic behaviour, I think the US is in better hands with Trump. Unless Biden is just there to be manipulated, most likely.
5. 2020-08-13 at 8:19 AM UTC

   #85
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by aldra to be fair they've run out of small, weak countries they can safely level

   
   I hate it when that happens.
6. 2020-08-13 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #86
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by STER0S that'd be cray crazy if trump had an 8 inch dick

   
   I heard it's actually 10 inches, but shaped like a potato.
7. 2020-08-13 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #87
   Kev Space Nigga
   Talking about a 74yo mans penis, this thread is gayer than AIDS.
8. 2020-08-13 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #88
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's like Ohio. High in the middle and round at both ends.
9. 2020-08-13 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #89
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you want to rub your chin on my scrotum. That's not news.

   
   not since your six.