I'm being terminated

1. 2020-08-09 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Basically I called someone in Niger a month ago cuz you went into someone's mail and stole some money, and lately this lady's been telling me I'm a sissy and to put on some panties and s*** so that's a hate crime right there I don't give a f*** but you know what she told me I'm being terminated by the end of the month I got in a bandeau to move into it's just going to be too hot this ain't my smartphone so it's going to suck
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER
2. 2020-08-09 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   
3. 2020-08-09 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Not sure what I just read but what's with the f*** ?
4. 2020-08-09 at 10 PM UTC

   #4
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Grylls Not sure what I just read but what's with the f*** ?

   
   You read a cry for help.
5. 2020-08-09 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #5
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   did you huff butane and dust-off at the same time today
6. 2020-08-10 at 12:04 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dissociator Basically I called someone in Niger a month ago

   
   At first I read this as “I called someone a Nigger a month ago”
7. 2020-08-10 at 12:26 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Find a free wifi and get a shitty cheap smartphone. That's all you really need to survive these days
8. 2020-08-10 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #8
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The OP reads like a semi-intelligent ape typed it.
9. 2020-08-10 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Reading through some of OPs content is truly depressing.