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Debate: Trump, vs Biden

  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Personally, I think the only way Biden even gets through debate is if they mash the questions into a fine paste and mix it with his applesauce.
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  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    If Biden doesn't show, does Trump win?
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Erekshun If Biden doesn't show, does Trump win?

    That's how most contests work.
  4. #4
    I vote we go back to the feudal system
  5. #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's how most contests work.

    You know the left though "How can Trump win a debate if they didn't debate?".
  6. #6
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox I vote we go back to the feudal system

    Or a duel!
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Erekshun You know the left though "How can Trump win a debate if they didn't debate?".

    Trump could mop the stage with Biden and CNMSNABCBS would report Biden as the clear victor.
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by Erekshun You know the left though "How can Trump win a debate if they didn't debate?".

    Biden’s base probably prefers when he says nothing. Every time he opens his mouth he says more dumb shit. Showing up to the debates can only hurt him
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  9. #9
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Biden’s base probably prefers when he says nothing. Every time he opens his mouth he says more dumb shit. Showing up to the debates can only hurt him

    Yet they will still vote for him. Because of you know, the thing.
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  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    whoever talks less wins. Theyre both idiots who will destroy themselves but trump is more verbose and interrupty and hogs the mic and trails on and on sounding retarded and bullshitty.

    Biden will win by staring listlessly but intently at a child in the Audience instead of answering questions. Trump will claim he is in fact america and everyone else is not America. America will not like being told who is america and will be left with a bitter taste in their mouth, so they reach for the sawdust and strychnine flavored opponent
  11. #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    That was verbose and bullshitty.
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by Sudo whoever talks less wins

    Apparently you just lost
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Fox Apparently you just lost
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fox Apparently you just lost

    I bet you still think Hillary won.
  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo whoever talks less wins. Theyre both idiots who will destroy themselves but trump is more verbose and interrupty and hogs the mic and trails on and on sounding retarded and bullshitty.

    Biden will win by staring listlessly but intently at a child in the Audience instead of answering questions. Trump will claim he is in fact america and everyone else is not America. America will not like being told who is america and will be left with a bitter taste in their mouth, so they reach for the sawdust and strychnine flavored opponent

    Trump says a lot of dumb shit but everyone already knows that.

    People seem to be trying hard to pretend that Biden's brain isn't melting in real time though, and having him onstage and talking for an hour or so is going to smash that illusion to pieces
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet you still think Hillary won.

    Why do you think I think that or ever thought that
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  17. #17
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by aldra Trump says a lot of dumb shit but everyone already knows that.

    People seem to be trying hard to pretend that Biden's brain isn't melting in real time though, and having him onstage and talking for an hour or so is going to smash that illusion to pieces

    Can't they dope him up on adderal or something to keep him ticking over for the hour or so?
  18. #18
    Originally posted by aldra Trump says a lot of dumb shit but everyone already knows that.

    People seem to be trying hard to pretend that Biden's brain isn't melting in real time though, and having him onstage and talking for an hour or so is going to smash that illusion to pieces

    Said it better than I ever could. But at this point the democrats are so desperate they’d vote for Biden even if he was literally brain dead. They’d rather pull a Weekend at Biden’s than have another trump term
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Can't they dope him up on adderal or something to keep him ticking over for the hour or so?

    he'll probably just say nonsense faster

    I don't think stims help against dementia
  20. #20
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Fox Said it better than I ever could. But at this point the democrats are so desperate they’d vote for Biden even if he was literally brain dead. They’d rather pull a Weekend at Biden’s than have another trump term

    I suspect a lot are very happy to have Trump as a foil.

    Nothing makes politicians more nervous than not being able to blame problems on the other party.
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