Fona 8-9-2020

1. 2020-08-09 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Crack whore shit on the side of my garage in between sucking dicks in it.
   I had to run and get a pack of cigs out my car and there is was all covered in flies.
   
   Anyone got a good idea on how to fuck up a crack whore?
2. 2020-08-09 at 12:31 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Crack whore shit on the side of my garage in between sucking dicks in it.

   
   Charge her blow job rent.
3. 2020-08-09 at 12:46 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Charge her blow job rent.

   
   Im just going to mace her and whoever's dick she is sucking next time I catch her.
   Im posted up in my window waiting for her to return.
4. 2020-08-09 at 12:59 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Im just going to mace her and whoever's dick she is sucking next time I catch her.
   Im posted up in my window waiting for her to return.

   
   What if she's sucking the mayor's dick?
5. 2020-08-09 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting What if she's sucking the mayor's dick?

   
   The mayor is a woman which is why everything sucks to begin with.
6. 2020-08-09 at 1:09 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   You should strip naked and rub yourself with whipping cream and get erect and run at her with your dick flopping around going "come get some candy girl"
   
   It'd be way more effective.
7. 2020-08-09 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting You should strip naked and rub yourself with whipping cream and get erect and run at her with your dick flopping around going "come get some candy girl"
   
   It'd be way more effective.

   
   Are you jacking off to that thought?
8. 2020-08-09 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Anyways Im thinking about hitting Highway 127 for the World's Longest Garage Sale.
9. 2020-08-09 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Sorry, that was me. I will clean it up
10. 2020-08-09 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Sorry, that was me. I will clean it up

    
    You only wiped your ass once?
    No way that slid out and you got off with only 1 wipe.
11. 2020-08-09 at 1:29 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy You only wiped your ass once?
    No way that slid out and you got off with only 1 wipe.

    
    I didn't want to bother you and shell and ask to use the bathroom. I had to wipe with my boxers and threw them in the neighbors yard
12. 2020-08-09 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    ^The offending turd.
13. 2020-08-09 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell and I went looking for garage sales but not on highway 127.
    Didnt find any but did pass the doughnut shop and got some more of those.
    
    Chell ran in walmart.
    Im waiting in car with a bee.
    Omg a bee.
    
    
    
    HELP!!!
14. 2020-08-09 at 3 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................... dont be a bitch, its a cute and fuzzy buzzy bee.
    
    pet it.

    
    I swatted it with a $0 balance JC penny gift card
15. 2020-08-09 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I play this spell card and end my turn
    
    
    
16. 2020-08-09 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I play this spell card and end my turn
    
    
    

    
    Hows is everyone today?
    How was church service?
17. 2020-08-09 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We are back at home now.
    Got a couple hours to kill before we go to the open house later.
    
    Currently I am thinking about goals for the upcoming week.
    I have a doctor appointment Tuesday and it is at 11am so I will only be able to work for couple hours before having to leave for it.
    Instead of going back to work I think Ill go get my blood drawn for the other doctor I am suppose to go see.
    Then maybe if I have time that day I can get my leaking tire fixed.
    I am tired of having to inflate it every single day.
    I found the leak and it is at the base of the tire stem.
    It is not the valve stem but the actual stem where it goes into the wheel.
    
    Other things I wanna accomplish are paying a past doctor's bill because I checked my credit last night and it was on it.
    I should just be able to HSA that shit.
    
    Im seriously thinking about seeing if I can get a home loan and just buying a house instead of an apartment.
    
    I dunno what else I might end up doing yet but that is my little list so far,
    
    Does anyone wanna play Minecraft?
18. 2020-08-09 at 3:40 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The only bad stuff on my credit is $10k in collections from back when I bought a dozen new iphones and sold them for drugs.
19. 2020-08-09 at 3:41 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im not paying $10k back because sprint sold a homeless delusional junkie 10 phones.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood
20. 2020-08-09 at 3:41 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im not paying $10k back because sprint sold a homeless delusional junkie 10 phones.

    
    Did you buy them all in one transaction?