Technologist

1. 2020-08-08 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE I want to lovingly push your head down on my cock and shove my rod into your O-shaped lips, wrap my legs around your shoulders and thrust and pump untill I unload my hot semen deep in your throat, washing over your tonsils and getting into your sinuses and nose as you gurgle and choke on my cum and my sweaty nuts bash your chin.

   
   Sorry I meant a faggot paki fake millionaire.
2. 2020-08-08 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I bet ORACLE doesn't even own a boat
3. 2020-08-08 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I bet ORACLE doesn't even own a boat

   
   It's inflatable.
4. 2020-08-08 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #24
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's inflatable.

   
   Yeah because he's a top sniper in the US Navy Seals
5. 2020-08-08 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I didn't know the military used seals. We kill them on sight here
   
   
6. 2020-08-09 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I didn't know the military used seals. We kill them on sight here
   
   

   
   I'd love to put in a hot bullet in that guy's brain.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
7. 2020-08-09 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #27
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   At least he is dispatching the seal humanely with what almost certainly would be a kill shot.
8. 2020-08-09 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #28
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol.
9. 2020-08-09 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #29
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I assume your mother never washed your mouth out with soap.

   
   I'll wash your asshole out with my cum faggot
10. 2020-08-09 at 1:05 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................................. like his girlfriend

    
    Like your reconstructed phallus.
11. 2020-08-09 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #31
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd love to put in a hot bullet in that guy's brain.

    
    That seal would kill your entire family while they slept
12. 2020-08-09 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #32
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That seal would kill your entire family while they slept

    
    Seals don't scare me.
13. 2020-08-09 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Splam African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd love to put in a hot bullet in that guy's brain.

    
    Why? It's probably part of the traditional seal hunt. They're actually considering re-opening seal hunting here in BC. They're at the mouths of our rivers eating up all the salmon. The natives up North even hunt Beluga whales with rifles.
14. 2020-08-09 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Splam Why? It's probably part of the traditional seal hunt. They're actually considering re-opening seal hunting here in BC. They're at the mouths of our rivers eating up all the salmon. The natives up North even hunt Beluga whales with rifles.

    
    I buy my food at the supermarket, where no animals are harmed.
15. 2020-08-09 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #35
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Seals don't scare me.

    
    That's exactly why they are so deadly
16. 2020-08-09 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's exactly why they are so deadly

    
    I could easily take on over a thousand deadly seals, with the teeth and claws and everything.
17. 2020-08-09 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #37
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Yeah...you could take them all up your ass.
    
    lol
18. 2020-08-09 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Tech is probably way overweight.
    She wont post a picture.
    Even if she did it would be like when Lala did and we all played a game where we tried to find her neck.
19. 2020-08-10 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Tech is probably way overweight.
    She wont post a picture.
    Even if she did it would be like when Lala did and we all played a game where we tried to find her neck.

    
    She posted a pic once. She wasn't fat, more like pudgy and plain.
20. 2020-08-10 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #40
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I always imagined her having a Prof Trelawney thing going on