We were living in this big house together. He had a little daughter, 3 to 4 years old ... He was busy and had to go somewhere, probably work (like the npc he is) and so I watched over his daughter for him (I'm such a nice guy), we had hot wild sex and I came all over her and then we watched classic 90s kids movies on VHS. Suddenly these miniature versions of team fortress 2 characters started running around the house attacking us so I would grab them and chant something then they would disappear. Afterwards I was interviewed by some people about the state of China and war with the US.
uhh.. so weird and gay.. and team fortress 2 is for normies only the original one counts you gay nerd, and quit using my vernacular and private messaging me, I will not have sex with u cuzzin hiki romero.
Now lets break it down fam
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
some peoples kids man
Yeah. Fonaplats has a point though he would be a great politician. He's into demagoguery and could easily pretend to be a rough and tumble right winger and get in deep with the party.
With a (((nose))) like that he's sure to attract some attention from the big shots and then all it takes is a few expense paid trips to Israel and enough shekels to fill a swimming pool and this goyim will be kissing the wall and shouting MOZELTOV at the next Israeli Prime Ministers wedding.
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Yeah. Fonaplats has a point though he would be a great politician. He's into demagoguery and could easily pretend to be a rough and tumble right winger and get in deep with the party.
With a (((nose))) like that he's sure to attract some attention from the big shots and then all it takes is a few expense paid trips to Israel and enough shekels to fill a swimming pool and this goyim will be kissing the wall and shouting MOZELTOV at the next Israeli Prime Ministers wedding.
He is a greedy low balling fucker but he can put out his fire side chats with his smooth voice and chill us down. I'd vote for him if he promised us all air fryers and cheaper jalapeno poppers, 1 dollar is just outrageous.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
He is a greedy low balling fucker but he can put out his fire side chats with his smooth voice and chill us down. I'd vote for him if he promised us all air fryers and cheaper jalapeno poppers, 1 dollar is just outrageous.
he's also a pedophile so yeah, jedi loving pedo with a diaper fetish. How is he not president already???
