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Oh God I'm on a bender

  1. #1
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    3 coffees today, and now I am starting on 2.8 standard alcoholic drinks. I've gone off the rails. My life's a mess.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Smoke a joint too
  3. #3
    2.8 drinks is what I use to get my blood pumping in the morning before work
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  4. #4
    more like gender bender.

    wtf is a 2.8 standard alcoholic drinks ?

    people who measure their drinks are either faggots, queers or syraight up homos.

    op is probably all 3.
  5. #5
    street_carp African Astronaut
    I'm drinking some Jim Beam and watching some shit film with the missus.

    I don't like most things from America but bourbon is a much better drink than scotch.
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  6. #6
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed 3 coffees today, and now I am starting on 2.8 standard alcoholic drinks. I've gone off the rails. My life's a mess.

    That's more than most alcoholics drink in a day (according to you)!
  7. #7
    Yeah Keenan, pretty much. I'm gonna have to chill down on the beer. I've just been thru so much trauma this year it's crazy
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  8. #8
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    guys, I'm tapering off today. no alcohol and only one coffee. hope I can stay strong. wish me luck!
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed guys, I'm tapering off today. no alcohol and only one coffee. hope I can stay strong. wish me luck!

    Good luck.
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed guys, I'm tapering off today. no alcohol and only one coffee. hope I can stay strong. wish me luck!

    Are you cured?
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Proppa gazza bender right there
  12. #12
    I dint drink any beers yesterday , yet I still wale up groggy with allergies so im not exactly surr what the point of that was. Honestly none of it really makes any sense
  13. #13
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Okay milo
  14. #14
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Shit... maybe he overdosed?
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Would that be tragic?
  16. #16
    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
  17. #17
    Originally posted by street_carp I'm drinking some Jim Beam and watching some shit film with the missus.

    I don't like most things from America but bourbon is a much better drink than scotch.

    I tell people I prefer bourbon to Scotch and they act like I'm fucking Satan and the anti christ
  18. #18
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I tell people I prefer bourbon to Scotch and they act like I'm fucking Satan and the anti christ

    I do like some Scotch, namely Arran and Talisker single malts. But if I'm spending that kid of money I'd rather spend it on Cognac or good brandy as I prefer the flavours you can get in brandy over whiskey.

    In terms of value and consistency though, I've never had a bourbon I didn't like and JB and JD are way more drinkable than their £15 Scotch counterparts.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by pEEpEEpOOpOO How is the belly doing?

    Its full, mom made spaghett for dinner.
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  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    posting in a sinful thread
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