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I got my puppy today :D

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    LAZY PEOPLE GET CATS THEY DONT NEED WALKING OR MUCH ATTENTION

  2. Originally posted by Grylls LAZY PEOPLE GET CATS THEY DONT NEED WALKING OR MUCH ATTENTION


    Actually it's quite the opposite.

    Fast living, man about town, spur of the moment people buy cats. Because cats take care of themselves and if you want to randomly head over to Paris for lunch you can do so without worrying about your fucking animal shitting pissing and barking nonstop.

    What are you going to do when your Asian woman says she wants to go to John 0'Groats for the weekend and only says this too you at 8pm on the Friday night?

    Might as well get a kid! and at least be tied down by something that can take the garbage out and that will understand when you beat it for shitting itself.
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Actually it's quite the opposite.

    Fast living, man about town, spur of the moment people buy cats. Because cats take care of themselves and if you want to randomly head over to Paris for lunch you can do so without worrying about your fucking animal shitting pissing and barking nonstop.

    What are you going to do when your Asian woman says she wants to go to John 0'Groats for the weekend and only says this too you at 8pm on the Friday night?

    Might as well get a kid! and at least be tied down by something that can take the garbage out and that will understand when you beat it for shitting itself.

    I’ve looked after cats before and it’s far too easy, I need a challenge

    Actually yes this is almost like baby training for me
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    And why does he nap like a fucking retard

  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Don’t you lay on your back and stretch your legs out?

    Or do you curl up in a ball and suck your thumb😁
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well, I didn’t know dogs can sleep like that
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Roxy in my pic does that, none of my others have either. Roxy has a bulldog chest so it’s big and round, I’m guessing it helps hold her flat on her back. My other dogs have had rib cages that pointed downward. That’s the reason I’ve come up with why she does it. I could be totally wrong.
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Roxy in my pic does that, none of my others have either. Roxy has a bulldog chest so it’s big and round, I’m guessing it helps hold her flat on her back. My other dogs have had rib cages that pointed downward. That’s the reason I’ve come up with why she does it. I could be totally wrong.

    How can you manage with so many pets?

    This little fucker is hard enough as it is for me but I'm happy he's kinda trained already

    I throw up in my mouth everytime I have to pick up his poops
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls I throw up in my mouth everytime I have to pick up his poops

    That’s the old spit-n-suck
  10. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    nm edit
  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S nm edit

    The fuck you editing for dickhead???//

    HUH

    better tell me what it was right fucken now
  12. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    sorry for responding 12 hours late.

    your dog's pecker is so god damn hilariously small i can't stop staring at it.

    i edited it out because i felt awkward admitting to staring at it's lil wang
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I forgive you

    it’s so gross every time I pick him up I end up touching it

    feels like rubber
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I think he’s starting to look more niggerish every day






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  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    y didnt u go wid chester u told me u liked it 😡
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wat
  17. Originally posted by Grylls I forgive you

    it’s so gross every time I pick him up I end up touching it

    feels like rubber

    CHOP IT OFF.
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    Reported
  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ❤💕how can u stand that cute little face??!
  20. Originally posted by tee hee hee ❤💕how can u stand that cute little face??!

    Shrug, I've lived with it my whole life.
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