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  1. Originally posted by Grylls How big is ur dik

    Well I take 14 wide shoes and my hands take size 10 1/2 gloves. I'm sure you're familiar with the saying about big hands/feet in relation to equally large Johnson size.

    I can confirm said saying is a vicious lie.
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    6' 4 3/4"

    lol
  3. Originally posted by stl1 6' 4 3/4"

    lol

    Yes I round down. One doesn't want the ladies to swoon too much.
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I take 14 wide shoes and my hands take size 10 1/2 gloves. I'm sure you're familiar with the saying about big hands/feet in relation to equally large Johnson size.

    I can confirm said saying is a vicious lie.

    Wat

    Shoes have a width size?
  5. Originally posted by Grylls Wat

    Shoes have a width size?

    SMH at poor people buying of the shelf Brogues.

  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson SMH at poor people buying of the shelf Brogues.


    Shoes are fucking shoes you just go by the length not width

    I only wear trainers or pumps anyway
  7. Uncouth.
  8. I bet you thought Savile Row was a line of Jimmy's victims.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol

    Stop posting off topic or I’m gonna report your faggit ass

    Fun fact Jimmy Saville lived in a penthouse around 1 mile from me
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    European shoe sizes are ghey. They’re only whole sizes. When I got my Doc Martens they ended up being a bit big because the next whole size down was too small. I just wear 2 pair of socks with ‘em.
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist European shoe sizes are ghey. They’re only whole sizes. When I got my Doc Martens they ended up being a bit big because the next whole size down was too small. I just wear 2 pair of socks with ‘em.

    You're cute. I want to date you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol

    Stop posting off topic or I’m gonna report your faggit ass

    Fun fact Jimmy Saville lived in a penthouse around 1 mile from me

    thats because you're a snitch bitch.
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You're cute. I want to date you.

    Stay away from my tech
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    She's mine now
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Wanna fuckin fight about it?

    Tech, tell him
  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls Wanna fuckin fight about it?

    Tech, tell him

    You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag you pussy.
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ORACLE She's mine now

    Plus she sent me her noods

    Me win
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls Plus she sent me her noods

    Me win

    You wish.

    That’s sweet of ya Oracle, but trust me I’m an old fart😂
  19. Dissociator African Astronaut
    I had 4 slicee's Domino's pizzA and crush soda
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist You wish.

    That’s sweet of ya Oracle, but trust me I’m an old fart😂

    I don't care. I would love you so much. I would take you to a seafood dinner and laugh with you over red wine. I'd take you back to your house and I would love you up and down. I'd kiss your face and your eyelids and then your soft lips, and make out with you, feeling your softness and running my hands slowly over your sides and your back, your gentle arms. I would eat your sweet pussy and slowly lick your little clit, until it came time to fuck you till you came all over my cock and I pumped my hot cum deep inside you. We lay there, me stroking your belly and your thighs, squeezing your ass and playing with your nipples, squeezing your breasts and telling you into your ear, under your wacky beautiful hair as it tickles my nose how much I love you and how sexy you are, every little detail of your body, so real and so naturally lovely. And I'd stroke your pretty little pussy and bring your to cum again, jerking on my hands and wriggling as I hold your breasts and lightly twist your nipples. You'd be tired out, and I'd be satisfied. And we could lay there and talk all night as I kissed you and stroked your hair. We could laugh over all sorts of silly things together and touch each other all over, just to be close to one another. You might find yourself falling a little bit in love with me and I wouldn't mind at all. I would love you as much as you wanted, until you were tired. And them again in the morning. I would make you feel like a princess again.
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