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tfw you're a slacker in your early 30's

  1. 2020-08-06 at 12:01 PM UTC
    #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My life has become a sitcom meme. I am going to embrace the slacker identity because it's a lot cooler than being a NEET.



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  2. 2020-08-06 at 12:10 PM UTC
    #2
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Start wearing flannel. Fully embrace the gen-x 90s slacker vibe. Record music videos with too much contrast.

    "You say... I only hear what I want to..."
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  3. 2020-08-06 at 1:25 PM UTC
    #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Start wearing flannel. Fully embrace the gen-x 90s slacker vibe. Record music videos with too much contrast.

    "You say… I only hear what I want to…"

    10 points for the loeb reference. My first baby mammer is my first baby mammer because when I drank and did enough coke she kinda looked like her

    I like the natalie underarmorcargoshorts song "torn" better

    Im not really a slacker at all but my pops is lol
  4. 2020-08-06 at 1:29 PM UTC
    #4
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    R u depressed?
  5. 2020-08-06 at 3:25 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Start wearing flannel. Fully embrace the gen-x 90s slacker vibe. Record music videos with too much contrast.

    "You say… I only hear what I want to…"

    I love that song

    Originally posted by tee hee hee R u depressed?

    Nope. I'm pretty happy living this way, just woke up from a nap. I know it can't go on like this forever though. I do want to be normal and have a cool job but i'm not in a rush.

    I like jobs where I enjoy going to work and getting stuff done. The workplace is one of the only places I can pretend to be a normal functional member of society
  6. 2020-08-06 at 8:55 PM UTC
    #6
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo w
    I like the natalie underarmorcargoshorts song "torn" better

    Fun fact, that was a cover. The original is even more 90's

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  7. 2020-08-10 at 7:38 AM UTC
    #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Hey Scron

    How is living in the 90s treating you?

    I accidentally gave myself a super 90s haircut. I might join you.
  8. 2020-08-10 at 8:04 AM UTC
    #8
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lets start a cult that eats heroic doses of bundy and then puts on nitrogen helmets to board the meteor-ship to parallel dimension 1994

    Our symbol will be the triangle and our uniform with be hawaiian shirts/crocs with socs
  9. 2020-08-10 at 10:43 AM UTC
    #9
    street_carp African Astronaut
    I'm not going back any further than '97. A world without Nintendo 64 and Goldeneye is not a world I want to live in.
  10. 2020-08-10 at 2:33 PM UTC
    #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Hey Scron

    How is living in the 90s treating you?

    I accidentally gave myself a super 90s haircut. I might join you.

    I'm bringing slacker back from the 90s.

    The classic slacker is the kind of person that would stay up watching infomercials back in the day. They are also sports fans despite not being physically active at all.

    I need to get a rust bucket old 90s car and constantly beg everyone for gas money. Also I'm gonna start smoking cigs but not buying them only asking every person I see for one

  11. 2020-08-10 at 3:03 PM UTC
    #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm bringing slacker back from the 90s.

    The classic slacker is the kind of person that would stay up watching infomercials back in the day. They are also sports fans despite not being physically active at all.

    I need to get a rust bucket old 90s car and constantly beg everyone for gas money. Also I'm gonna start smoking cigs but not buying them only asking every person I see for one


    I asked my neighbor for a cigarette friday night. I made him give it to me. Its like I've let him borrow some guitar equipment recently and he was all weird like I'll throw 3 dollars to borrow it for a few days.. and I was just like man you're cool don't worry about it.

    Friday night I was walking up the stairs and kinda krunk after hanging out with a friend and i was like hey man give me a cigarette and he was like "doug.. don't you ever buy your own cigarettes?" and I was like "yeah sometimes, but don't you ever borrow your guitar equipment?"

    I shouldn't be smoking anyways its the biggest farce of a vice I've had and I even quit for several years. But I've been a slacker but I'm trying to not be as much anymore personally.



    the girl with the glasses was in the butthole surfers here.
  12. 2020-08-10 at 3:03 PM UTC
    #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    it's too much of a commitment for me
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