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Sooo my Chinese girlfriend sent me a parcel of some goodies today

  1. #21
    Sounds like MMQ partakes
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *parties

    *panties
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's a gross fetish I dont actually partake in that. Smelling girls' undies? No thanks. Just shit and piss into a cup and let me drink it let's get it over with let's gooo 2020 let's go!!
  4. #24
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ Woah

    i see you 😉
  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee what else did she send?

    A painting she did and some goodies for Boris, some other surprise too
  6. #26
    Originally posted by mmQ That's a gross fetish I dont actually partake in that. Smelling girls' undies? No thanks. Just shit and piss into a cup and let me drink it let's get it over with let's gooo 2020 let's go!!

    Denial...it's not just a river in Egypt, it passes through South Sudan too.
  7. #27
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    ask her to mail you some of her vaginal juices in a medicine bottle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #28
    Originally posted by STER0S ask her to mail you some of her vaginal juices in a medicine bottle

    She's Asian so it's basically just like Oyster sauce.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Panty sniffers. Hot!!

    yeah ,send some and I will review it
  10. #30
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's Asian so it's basically just like Oyster sauce.



    Throw them panties in the stew.

  11. #31
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ That's a gross fetish I dont actually partake in that. Smelling girls' undies? No thanks. Just shit and piss into a cup and let me drink it let's get it over with let's gooo 2020 let's go!!

    It’s not a fetish of mine I just mentioned to her an ex left her panties in my room on purpose once
  12. #32
    So many people sniff pants to the point that in Japan they have vending machines for them... can it even be called a fetish?
  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol

    I get the feeling hiki sniffs his moms panties
  14. #34
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I just showed her my cock again on facetime while I was munching my cereal at 7 am

    True story
  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol

    I get the feeling hiki sniffs his moms panties

    they lived in a car for a while

    I imagine he was beating off in the back site while his mother was pretending to be asleep in the front on more than one occasion
  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra they lived in a car for a while

    I imagine he was beating off in the back site while his mother was pretending to be asleep in the front on more than one occasion

    That scene from the movie Due Date comes to mind 😆
  17. #37
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra they lived in a car for a while

    I imagine he was beating off in the back site while his mother was pretending to be asleep in the front on more than one occasion

    If he's still a virgin in a few more years his mum will be giving him "therapeutic" handies like that wheelchair guy someone posted.
  18. #38
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by street_carp If he's still a virgin in a few more years his mum will be giving him "therapeutic" handies like that wheelchair guy someone posted.

    Why won’t your avi load?

    It hurts my head
  19. #39
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Why won’t your avi load?

    It hurts my head

    Idk mate, just wait a minute. It should load eventually.
  20. #40
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Okay I’ll wait right here with my coffee

    So excited
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