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I got my puppy today :D

  1. Originally posted by street_carp Would you rather have a bitch rubbing her fanny all over your soft furnishings?


    WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SOFT FURNISHINGS?!?!?
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Shutaup you, this thread is about my dog not your shit furniture or limp dick

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  3. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    He looks very mischievous 😊
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SOFT FURNISHINGS?!?!?

    They wouldn't be soft if you had some fanny rubbed on them every now and again
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  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    🤭🤭🤭
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    He’s gone full retard

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  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol 😍
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lol on deeze nuts gurl
  9. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    DemsNutz
  10. nice puppy
    now remember unless something crazy happens, your going to outlive it
  11. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Grylls He’s gone full retard


    i wanna behead it and have its head sucking my dick while i fuck its corpse with a broomstick like a wicked witch wood
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ^ Reported

    Enjoy your ban
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I just farted on him while he’s sleeping next to me

    I feel bad
  14. If you are feeling bad you might as well just go ahead and fully penetrate him then.
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    He deserved it for doing poo poo on the carpet
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ewww

    because he’s so tiny every time I pick him up his wiener touches my hand, so gross it feels like rubber
  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Ewww

    because he’s so tiny every time I pick him up his wiener touches my hand, so gross it feels like rubber

    giv heem hees frst handy faget
  18. Originally posted by Grylls He deserved it for doing poo poo on the carpet

    #1 reason to get a cat instead.
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson #1 reason to get a cat instead.

    Lazy people get cats
  20. Originally posted by Grylls Lazy people get cats

    Hygienic and efficient. Needy people get dogs.
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