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I got my puppy today :D

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I have a fat scar on the side of my wrist too

  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Ohhhhh, so manly
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls I have a fat scar on the side of my wrist too


    ive never seen 1 like that.
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung Of course i do, Leon. You know that i love to discover.👍❤

    So about 10 years ago I was chillin at home with my girl (the one who died) on the couch

    My brother and his friend came back from a bar drunk

    Everything was ok, until he pulled the beer out of my hand and started drinking it then sat on my girls knee

    I jumped up and started smashing him, we got pulled apart and I punched a window in the process

    Because of the adrenaline I didn’t realise my arm was so fucked up, got driven to hospital but he followed me in his car to try fight with me again

    I got stitched up, thought I hit a tendon

    He thought he was a hard man but he got karma, an amateur boxer fucked him up soon after
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls So about 10 years ago I was chillin at home with my girl (the one who died) on the couch

    My brother and his friend came back from a bar drunk

    Everything was ok, until he pulled the beer out of my hand and started drinking it then sat on my girls knee

    I jumped up and started smashing him, we got pulled apart and I punched a window in the process

    Because of the adrenaline I didn’t realise my arm was so fucked up, got driven to hospital but he followed me in his car to try fight with me again

    I got stitched up, thought I hit a tendon

    He thought he was a hard man but he got karma, an amateur boxer fucked him up soon after

    Sounds like u and ur brother arent close, and dont get along. Does he go around picking fights?
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung Sounds like u and ur brother arent close, and dont get along. Does he go around picking fights?

    That was a long time ago

    We’re ok now
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls That was a long time ago

    We’re ok now

    u still resent him. he is a bully.
  8. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Grylls That was a long time ago

    We’re ok now

    fuck off pussy
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls It kinda sucks his cock is too small


    is he part Turkish taxi driver?
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Dregs fuck off pussy

    y u so mean



    Originally posted by aldra is he part Turkish taxi driver?

    No he’s part retard
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek I meant I thought it was strange that he was covered in fur but still appears to have a hairy chest
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Because he’s gonna be a man!
  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You know, when u get a cute new pet the expectation is a cute new photo of said cute new pet every day for a couple of weeks, Leonnoel.
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did you shave his balls? that's kind of fucked up
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I don’t think he’s grown them yet, dunno

    The vet report says something about that, i’ll have to read it again

    Oh, it can take up to 6 months for them to drop
  16. Originally posted by Grylls I don’t think he’s grown them yet, dunno

    The vet report says something about that, i’ll have to read it again

    CHOP EM OFF.
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    HE HAS NONE YET HES STILL A LEETLE FAGGOT
  18. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    he has them already but theyre hiding...inside
  19. I'd never have a male dog...I remember as a young-fella-me-lad around my mates house and his dog laying there on the floor willy and balls a wavin in the wind while we were trying to eat our tea on the sofa watching John Craven's Newround...it put's you right off your bangers and mash.
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd never have a male dog…I remember as a young-fella-me-lad around my mates house and his dog laying there on the floor willy and balls a wavin in the wind while we were trying to eat our tea on the sofa watching John Craven's Newround…it put's you right off your bangers and mash.

    Would you rather have a bitch rubbing her fanny all over your soft furnishings?

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