Are you an organ donor?

1. 2020-08-04 at 12:13 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I've donated three organs to local churches already. More importantly, upon your death will you be donating your internal organs? To science? To people? Why?
   
   Personally i won't be and since i am the executor of my girlfriend's will(She's not dead[yet]) i don't think she will be either. I'd rather feed the fucking worms than let a single piece of human shit live a day longer on any of MY organs. And i got two sets, doubled up.
   
   But really, it's for weird sentimental reasons that i know don't really make any sense, because i know i won't be needing my organs after death, but for some reason i feel more comfortable keeping them. How about you?
2. 2020-08-04 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut
   I'm gonna start doing heroin when I retire so my organs will probably be useless.
3. 2020-08-04 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   heroin's not particularly hard on the organs
   
   I probably ruined my liver with binge drinking and codeine CWEs back in the day
4. 2020-08-04 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra heroin's not particularly hard on the organs

   
   The NHS won't take organs from IV drug users though.
5. 2020-08-04 at 12:25 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   funnily enough gays can't give blood here, apparently they're too high a risk for diseases
6. 2020-08-04 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra funnily enough gays can't give blood here, apparently they're too high a risk for diseases

   
   Same here, they're supposed to abstain for 3 months if they wish to donate but who the fuck is policing that?
7. 2020-08-04 at 12:54 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Insert "joke" about donating my organ to ur mom here.
8. 2020-08-04 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Sophie I've donated three organs to local churches already. More importantly, upon your death will you be donating your internal organs? To science? To people? Why?
   
   Personally i won't be and since i am the executor of my girlfriend's will(She's not dead[yet]) i don't think she will be either. I'd rather feed the fucking worms than let a single piece of human shit live a day longer on any of MY organs. And i got two sets, doubled up.
   
   But really, it's for weird sentimental reasons that i know don't really make any sense, because i know i won't be needing my organs after death, but for some reason i feel more comfortable keeping them. How about you?

   
   organs, like d ones dat play musik. ?
9. 2020-08-04 at 1:42 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I wasnt until a few months ago. I guess the thought of someone cutting me up and scooping parts out of me felt really uncomfortable, even though logicallyi knew id be dead. I guess i was more scared of death when i first got my license. But now the thing that scares me more is my whole life just being and absolute waste. So if I can help lessen someones pain and anxiety with my skin or kidney or eyes, so be it. When i read Malices autopsy report, i kept thinking how many people couldve had a second chance at life with his organs. Realistically mine are probably pretty worthless at this point, but A for effort i guess.
10. 2020-08-04 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER I guess the thought of someone cutting me up and scooping parts out of me felt really uncomfortable

    
    They usually wait till you are dead before doing it so the discomfort is minimal.
11. 2020-09-13 at 5:46 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Bump, tell me about your organs. No homo.
12. 2020-09-13 at 6:21 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by cigreting organs, like d ones dat play musik. ?

    
    ye dem 1s
13. 2020-09-13 at 6:25 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    No I'm sure mine are tainted from years of reckless drug abuse
    
    
14. 2020-09-13 at 7:04 PM UTC

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    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
15. 2020-09-13 at 7:37 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by netstat Not sure there will be any left in tact after my suicide by HE

    
    HE is powerful, HE is glorious, HE will make everything go away.
16. 2020-09-13 at 8 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................ (banned) downtown beirut concurs.

    
    Did you see the video that was taken from the boat? I would have loved to be in that boat.