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Im pressing charges on HellaDamnFuckedUp
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2020-08-01 at 12:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Your honor, I am gadzooks, defense counsel for the accused.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I must plead with you that my client is merely a victim of circumstance.
You see… He was abused as a child, and the only way he can regain any sense of control over his life is by doxxing people on the Internet.
I'm not asking that you morally accept what he has done.
I merely ask that you take a moment to walk in my client's shoes.
Prosecution will try to argue that my client is an evil man. They may even try to convince you that he is a serial doxxer.
This, however, was a crime of passion.
It was a single, insular incident.
He is repentant and only wants to get on with his life and try to become a better person.
I only ask that you take mercy on him.
You may think him a monster, but there is more to him than being a doxxer.
He also operates a website that, try as he might, can attract zero users.
Imagine what that must be like.
I contend that each and every last one of you fine upstanding dozen would fall prey to similar impulses were you in his situation.
The defense rests.
Time for the persecution!
Someone take it... -
2020-08-01 at 12:09 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-08-01 at 12:12 AM UTCIf you take it to court we might get 12 new members here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-08-01 at 2:30 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-08-01 at 2:35 AM UTCMe and Wariat are going to create the true successor to totseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-08-01 at 2:44 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-08-01 at 2:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I guess I've been lucky, I've had a lot of crazy threats from both online and offline made at me and they never stuck. It's just one of those things where some people can dish it out but can't take it when you turn it back on them. I've seen it so many times
I remeber the first internet tough guy I ever ran into back in the early 2000's playing DoD. He started telling me how he was second place state wide in Michigan High School Wrestling. Then proceeded to tell me how he woould tie me into a human pretzel or some shit. I gave him my name address and phone number and told him to "come one down". The next day he was still shit talking so I gave him his name and address and asked him if his mom had enough for one more at dinner. I never heard from him again. -
2020-08-01 at 3:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker I remeber the first internet tough guy I ever ran into back in the early 2000's playing DoD. He started telling me how he was second place state wide in Michigan High School Wrestling. Then proceeded to tell me how he woould tie me into a human pretzel or some shit. I gave him my name address and phone number and told him to "come one down". The next day he was still shit talking so I gave him his name and address and asked him if his mom had enough for one more at dinner. I never heard from him again.
You should fight specs. Hes never lost a fight in his life and I guess I dont know what your win loss ratio is but just being able to take on an undefeated fighter is worth it. It wouldnt even have to be an angry thing, just a classic match. I wonder if he's willing to put his flawless record on the line. -
2020-08-01 at 3:04 AM UTCMike Tyson is available too.
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2020-08-01 at 3:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Erekshun Mike Tyson is available too.
I don't think any of us have the connections or clout to get a hold of Mike Tyson let alone get him to fight one of us. I'm at least proposing a match between two users here who interact nearly every day and in theory it could happen quite easily as long as both parties agree. -
2020-08-01 at 3:22 AM UTCMe: Mike you wanna fight a nigga from space?
Mike: I will fight anybody.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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2020-08-01 at 3:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Erekshun Got his number?
Originally posted by mmQ I don't think any of us have the connections or clout to get a hold of Mike Tyson let alone get him to fight one of us. I'm at least proposing a match between two users here who interact nearly every day and in theory it could happen quite easily as long as both parties agree.
