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who would win, an unenging blowjob or a massive supply of meth, heroin, xanax, and estrogen

  1. #1
    that just FORCES YOU TO never orgasm. i mean eventually somethings gotta happen right?

    lol i mean what if one day god was just sitting there bored stoned at home still coming down off 2 hits of acid from the night before but theres still ONE LITTLE PHILISTINE PAWG BITCH that needs revenge so SOMEBODY HAD MADE HER AWARE ITS A FAUX PAWS TO TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR SECOND COUSIN\ BY FUCKING HER INTO SUMISSION UNTIL THE PUSSY WAS SPATTERED WITH SMALL PATTERNS OF FRAKTALIKA SACRED GEOMETRY THAT SPELLS OUT "RIP GENRE"

    like lets give this dude super human, super legit reflexes and judgment even when hes so fucked he doesnt know left from right. EVENTUALLY he will be forced to succumb, correct? what if they are fat teenage boring white girls and they literally just bore him to death first? god damn that sounsd terrible can you imaguine like 5 bitches all learning to give a hand job for the first time on you lmao
  2. #2
    or is he just like "bitch i am in the wind, the field and the trees, you are merely a small noise signal ratio, barelly surpassing the crickets which soon will live no more

    ~lets make the most of the night like we're gonna die yung`~
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    sex > drugs
  4. #4
    like your dick becomes that ever moving downwards pull of guitar hero when you finish rockin the audi then you look away and youre like OH FUVCK MAN IDFDINT KNOW I TOOK SDHROOMA

    then you realize it's just your brain resactinmg to be a rocvkstar
  5. #5
    like your dick becomes that ever moving downwards pull of guitar hero when you finish rockin the audi then you look away and youre like OH FUVCK MAN IDFDINT KNOW I TOOK SDHROOMA

    then you realize it's just your brain resactinmg to be a rocvkstar
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 that just FORCES YOU TO never orgasm. i mean eventually somethings gotta happen right?

    lol i mean what if one day god was just sitting there bored stoned at home still coming down off 2 hits of acid from the night before but theres still ONE LITTLE PHILISTINE PAWG BITCH that needs revenge so SOMEBODY HAD MADE HER AWARE ITS A FAUX PAWS TO TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR SECOND COUSIN\ BY FUCKING HER INTO SUMISSION UNTIL THE PUSSY WAS SPATTERED WITH SMALL PATTERNS OF FRAKTALIKA SACRED GEOMETRY THAT SPELLS OUT "RIP GENRE"

    like lets give this dude super human, super legit reflexes and judgment even when hes so fucked he doesnt know left from right. EVENTUALLY he will be forced to succumb, correct? what if they are fat teenage boring white girls and they literally just bore him to death first? god damn that sounsd terrible can you imaguine like 5 bitches all learning to give a hand job for the first time on you lmao

    You're crazy man but I get it, I think weird thoughts like that too. I know its probably a waste of time but I think about stuff like that a lot, its so fucking raw and carnal man.
  7. #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung sex > drugs

    Fat ugly cunt your mother is ready to die.


    Ha ha she's dying

    Loser 🌹🌹
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Fat ugly cunt your mother is ready to die.


    Ha ha she's dying

    Loser 🌹🌹

    are we ok, pal?
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung are we ok, pal?



    he's not your pal you piece of shithole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung sex > drugs

    You're just not doing the right drugs.

    The impulse to have sex is stronger.

    The actual experience, though, it can go to either one.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's not your pal you piece of shithole

    are u his spokesman, doug?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by gadzooks You're just not doing the right drugs.

    The impulse to have sex is stronger.

    The actual experience, though, it can go to either one.

    maybe til you fuck around with one 2 many needles
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