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My neighbor is afraid / wants to have sex with me

  1. #21
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    LMAO
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hell yeah man, pussy her right in the fuck

    yes, because after you raped someone elses daughter you wouldnt feel so bad when someone rapes your daughter.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes, because after you raped someone elses daughter you wouldnt feel so bad when someone rapes your daughter.

    what are you talking about you weirdo.
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm LMAO

    women can't resist the smell of uncooked unwashed kr0zdogs
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra women can't resist the smell of uncooked unwashed kr0zdogs

    brah i take two showers a day, I'm probably a lot cleaner than most of the slobs on this sight.
  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You should leave love notes on her door that are clearly from you, and imply they are from you, but deny they are from you and say shes insane and to please stop harassing you when she confronts you about them
  7. #27
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Okay well its not really harassing but this bitch has been coming at me for like 6 months relentlessly, she flicked my friend and I off on my birthday lol.

    She has told me that she's sick and tired of feeding my cat, and I said well dont feed him, what did you feed him? And she said it doesnt matter now. And I said "okay doll take it easy" and she said "don't fucking call me doll"

    so I was walking up the stairs this morning and she opened her door to leave to work and she heard me coming up so she went back in so I unlocked my door like I was going in and shut it and stood right next to her door so she'd come back out and surprised her and she was startled and I said "hey good morning babe" and she said "I'm not your babe don't ever call me that again and tel your stupid friend to not touch my plants" and I said "I don't have any friend how about you tell him yourself chicken" and she said "fuck you" and I said "nice beto shirt, i bet you skateboard too"

    I going to fucking rape the shit out of her. I have all of these trumped up land lady bullshit notices on my door saying that I cough too much and that I leave my place at all hours of the night lol.

    But hopefully I'll move to the next apartment as my place is destroyed after 7 years of being here. My neigbhor craig wants to leave so we will see whats up, some things are so hard to say even though you say them everyday, you got nothing when you're riding on a star, I I couldn't guess that a girl like that would take it so far.


    Well obviously. You already raped her once, remember?
  8. #28
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Octavian She sounds more repulsed if anything.

    Agreed. She VERY CLEARLY wants nothing to do with Bill Krozby.
  9. #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Agreed. She VERY CLEARLY wants nothing to do with Bill Krozby.

    W R O N G


    she has a craving for kr0zdogs, she just doesn't understand the feeling
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  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Agreed. She VERY CLEARLY wants nothing to do with Bill Krozby.

    shes like that with my other neighbors too, the only time she acts nice around me is when she has company over. And yes she does want something to do with me because she always finds a way to talk to me and feed my cat. get off the gas son.

    its just I"m kind of a good ol boy and she's more a feminazi type.
  11. #31
    Octavian motherfucker
    Rape her
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra W R O N G


    she has a craving for kr0zdogs, she just doesn't understand the feeling

    Pretty much this, she knows that she can't get too close to me because she knows that if she does she's just going to want to give it up.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian Rape her

    my cuck neighbor doesn't like her either but I joked about beating her up and raping her and he got really offended.. lol what a pussy, I had to tell him to chill out because after a few drinks he goes into lil bitch mode. dude can't even grow a beard and he's 22. what the fuck.
  14. #34
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my cuck neighbor doesn't like her either but I joked about beating her up and raping her and he got really offended.. lol what a pussy, I had to tell him to chill out because after a few drinks he goes into lil bitch mode. dude can't even grow a beard and he's 22. what the fuck.

    He sounds really fucked up.
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian He sounds really fucked up.

    it is fucked up all my good friends I didn't meet because they are my neighbors with neighbors in an apartment compmlex you're forced to be "nice" with someone you otherwise wouldn't be towards. It's just we will be cool for a bit and I don't try to hang around him usually but ill be drinking beer outside and he will come out so we do but he'll get really weird.

    I hate having to decipher what people want from me somtimes. My other neighbor this older lady has asked me to watch her packages a few times while she went to colorado and I did, even left a note on her door saying I got them text me when you're around and I'll bring them over and she just didn't bother until I finally saw her and was like hey here's your stuff..

    shits crazy man.

    I want to eventually get a house or at least a duplex because I'm really not into being crammed in like this even though I've been doing it for years but its getting really old, but hey what else can you do. I'm not one to have roomies unless its my gf and even then, like being by myself a lot.
  16. #36
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it is fucked up all my good friends I didn't meet because they are my neighbors with neighbors in an apartment compmlex you're forced to be "nice" with someone you otherwise wouldn't be towards. It's just we will be cool for a bit and I don't try to hang around him usually but ill be drinking beer outside and he will come out so we do but he'll get really weird.

    I hate having to decipher what people want from me somtimes. My other neighbor this older lady has asked me to watch her packages a few times while she went to colorado and I did, even left a note on her door saying I got them text me when you're around and I'll bring them over and she just didn't bother until I finally saw her and was like hey here's your stuff..

    shits crazy man.

    I want to eventually get a house or at least a duplex because I'm really not into being crammed in like this even though I've been doing it for years but its getting really old, but hey what else can you do. I'm not one to have roomies unless its my gf and even then, like being by myself a lot.

    There are plenty of remote places you can live cheap.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There are plenty of remote places you can live cheap.

    is this how you invite other men to stay woth you.
  18. #38
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is this how you invite other men to stay woth you.

    Shut up, Nonce.
  19. #39
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I want to eventually get a house

    That's a good idea. Many more options that way. Sharing walls with people you don't know well is a pain in the ass.

    Work hard, save up, do what you have to.
  20. #40
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I used to think my neighbor secretly hated me because I always heard him awake when I was up at 4am listening to loud anime music and smoking meth, stumbling around the house, I didn't have headphones just a good speakers and sub woofer.

    Then I met the guy and he was a complete drunk mess and he drove me around drunk as hell so drunk his sunroof was open while it poured rain and he didn't even realize. I had to get him to close it he was just driving normally talking like it was normal to get wet in a car.

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