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Lukashenko gets Corona, asymptomatic.

  1. #1
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    https://www.dw.com/en/belarus-president-alexander-lukashenko-says-he-had-asymptomatic-coronavirus/a-54359002

    The leader of the former Soviet Republic believes that consuming vodka is a way to fight the deadly disease, along with taking hot saunas and “working the fields.” Instead of promoting the social-distancing measures which are recommended by leading health organizations, Lukashenko believes that you must “clean your hands and your insides” to survive the plague.

    This is one part of Lukashenko’s bizarre plan to fight the disease. Belarus’ government, famously called “the last true remaining dictatorship in the heart of Europe”, views the virus as a false alarm. "Coronavirus is yet another psychosis, which will benefit some people and will harm others," Lukashenko said. He added “panic can hurt us more than the virus itself.”

    Days before, the president recommended so-called “tractor therapy:” “people are working in tractors, no one is talking about the virus… There, the tractor will heal everyone. The fields heal everyone."

    The strategy is opposite to recommended measures by the World Health Organization and other leading medical bodies.
    https://www.irinsider.org/easterncentral-europe/2020/4/22/vodka-cures-coronavirus-belaruss-light-disease-response

    Turns out the WHO was wrong about everything, and Lukashenko was right about everything. Who wants some vodka?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Lukashenko is unironically a hero
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I tell people all the time I never get sick with colds and shit because I drink liquor as soon as I start feeling bad to kill it and no one believes me
  4. #4
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Alcohol does a lot of interesting stuff. Certain vitamins are absorbed by the body easier with alcohol. It may, in some cases, ward off cytokine storms, as well. Unfortunately it makes me psycho.

    I could go on and on about it, dig up more evidence that it can help, but I can't be bothered at the moment
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    if he dies will there be peqce in eqsteen europe finally? or even the middle east?
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