I just asked a guy in the park for his meat

1. 2020-07-30 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just went and picked up a bag of stolen steaks at a park from a male escort, wearing a glittery gold Ed Hardy shirt because my other one had stains on it.
   
   And it turned out there were two dudes with the same name chilling at the same fucking park, so after asking around, I find a dude with that name, and I'm nudging and waking up a nodding out fent user and telling him I'm looking for his meat.
   
   Everybody looked at me like I'm literally retarded.
   
   Wtf am I doing with my life?
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2. 2020-07-30 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   stolen steaks?
3. 2020-07-30 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I assured them that I'm not part of the undercover meat police.
4. 2020-07-30 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Wtf am I doing with my life?
   
   living?
5. 2020-07-30 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by aldra stolen steaks?

   
   Lmao yes. For the chick I'm chilling with right now.
   
   Honestly I've never heard of the black market meat market until today.
   
   I wouldn't eat them if I were starving.
   
   It's so fucking surreal to me.
   
   This is probably why I smoke crack.
   
   People are absolute riddles to me.
6. 2020-07-30 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks Wtf am I doing with my life?

   
   Well, instead of getting your meat from male hookers at the park, have you tried going to a butchery or supermarket?
   
   That would be the first thing I recommend.
7. 2020-07-30 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I'd be worried about contamination and how long they had been out of refridgeration
   
   were they just in a plastic bag or something?
8. 2020-07-30 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   faggot meat smugglers have insulated suitcases and theyre very sanny terry
9. 2020-07-30 at 3:33 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
10. 2020-07-30 at 3:42 AM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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11. 2020-07-30 at 6:11 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by rabbitweed Well, instead of getting your meat from male hookers at the park, have you tried going to a butchery or supermarket?
    
    That would be the first thing I recommend.

    
    It weren't for me.
    
    I'd rather eat straight up vegan soy burgers or some shit like that.
12. 2020-07-30 at 6:11 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by aldra I'd be worried about contamination and how long they had been out of refridgeration
    
    were they just in a plastic bag or something?

    
    Exactly.
    
    It was a plastic fucking bag dripping from the bottom.
    
    I would possibly kill myself directly before cooking one of these fucking things up.
13. 2020-07-30 at 6:12 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by A College Professor faggot meat smugglers have insulated suitcases and theyre very sanny terry

    
    It's a dog eat dog world.
14. 2020-07-30 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    I literally fucking thought of that right when it went down.
15. 2020-07-30 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    >buying a kilo of steaks in a plastic bag from a twink in the park
    
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16. 2020-07-30 at 7:13 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I got confused once cuz an associate wanted a ride to get 4 bills worth of food. I thought he meant crack, but it was actual food. Thug life.
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17. 2020-07-30 at 7:21 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Oh Zooks, you're falling down.
18. 2020-07-30 at 7:26 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Oh Zooks, you're falling down.

    
    u sound like a faggot, handsome.
19. 2020-07-30 at 8:33 AM UTC

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks It weren't for me.
    
    I'd rather eat straight up vegan soy burgers or some shit like that.

    
    The woman you were seducing a woman would only accept illegal park meat?
20. 2020-07-30 at 8:51 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    grocery stores and delis were too ethical