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thinking about getting a wetsuit

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    to walk around in the rain without getting culled
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    who is culling wet people
  3. #3
    dry people
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dry%20Guy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dry%20Guy

    anyone who has foreskin doesnt need lubes.

    whether masturbating or doing a dry vagina.
  6. #6
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Be real careful wearing that suit in a sharknado. That 60 something year old gal on the east coast who just got killed by a shark was wearing a wetsuit and it has been theorized that the shark mistook her for a seal because of it.


    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Don't lie, its for your bukkake sessions
  8. #8
    I'm pretty sure that would defeat the porpoise , guy who has a small hat
  9. #9
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................. if youre going to be into water sports you should look into a gimp suit with matching ball gag.

    You should look into finding a new hobby, guy who is disabled and not entertaining or knowledgeable
  10. #10
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................. i know a good one.

    its called 'hide the salami'

    bring your face over here and ill show you how to play

    You definitely aren't white.
  11. #11
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............................. you definitely enjoy nigger dick in your orifices.

    That's some good projection. You're even gayer and less white than hts
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz That's some good projection. You're even gayer and less white than hts

    you must enjoy gettimg projected.
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