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Only 99 Days Until Trump Gets Pink Slipped

  1. #81
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He'd be better off to stand on his head with his back against a wall and let his legs hang over. Gravity will do the rest of the work.
  2. #82
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That doesn't sound very good but what is it?

    when you overwork your butthole and it gets turned inside out

    I recommend using your imagination and not looking for pictures
  3. #83
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................ ill make you gag and suffocate.

    well see in 100 days.
  4. #84
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra when you overwork your butthole and it gets turned inside out

    I recommend using your imagination and not looking for pictures

    Eeew NVM
  5. #85
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Saw this one guy who was trying to lift 400 pounds over his head and ended up blowing his asshole out at least 4 or 5 inches. Looked like a big cauliflower.
  6. #86
    Splam African Astronaut
    The election results may not be respected by supporters of either party. Whether it's excluding illegals from the census, or mail in ballots (or lack thereof), no matter the result, half the country will be divided.

    Anyways, we'll be patrolling the borders here. Don't even think about heading north when shit hits the fan.
  7. #87
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/markbednar/status/1288217151632007172

    looks like politico might've released information a little too early, pretty safe bet that Kamala Harris is going to be Biden's VP pick

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  8. #88
    Technologist victim of incest
    98 bottles of trump on the wall
    98 bottles of trump.

    Take one down, stomp it on the ground,
    97 bottles of trump on the wall😁
  9. #89
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I keep typing Kamahl and having to go back and fix it

  10. #90
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist 98 bottles of trump on the wall
    98 bottles of trump.

    Take one down, stomp it on the ground,
    97 bottles of trump on the wall😁

    ^Like a grade school kid on the bus.

  11. #91
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I think the real reason the lefties are so senseless is it's deliberate. They WANT to be senseless, because they're AFRAID Trump is going to take on the entire establishment and destroy it. They're AFRAID of the huge changes on the way. They like their stinking cesspit of corruption and injustice just the way it is. They don't want anyone to upset their apple cart. They've grown accustomed to the stench, and none of it really bothers them anymore, as long as it's not them. But now it IS them, and that's what they are really AFRAID of. They're afraid of a guy who has the guts to rip apart the very fabric of life as we know it, in order to change the stinking system these idiots have grown comfortable in. These idiots come across as the virtuous heroes of the story, but in reality, they are the spineless cowards of the story. As long as it wasn't them, they were fine, but now that it is them, they're afraid. Now their own pampered asses are on the line. They don't want drastic change, but they're going to get it anyways, and that's what really upsets them and drives them crazy.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................. of course you make an alcoholic reference, you dumb inebriated nigger

    now stfu and go pass out on your street corner

    pickled.
  13. #93
    Technologist victim of incest
    97 bottles of trump on the wall,
    97 bottles of trump.

    Take one down, stomp it on the ground,
    96 bottles of trump on the wall😁
  14. #94
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    This reminds me of those people who count down the days to the latest Star Wars film.

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  15. #95
    Technologist victim of incest
    You bet cha! Time for trump’s damage to our democracy to come to an end. It will turn around. It’s gonna take time to fix his wrongs, but we’ll be back on top again 😁
  16. #96
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Technologist You bet cha! Time for trump’s damage to our democracy to come to an end. It will turn around. It’s gonna take time to fix his wrongs, but we’ll be back on top again 😁

    Yeah, hopefully you can restore America's democracy to the shining beacon of hope and inspiration that it was back in 2016.
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  17. #97
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Yeah, hopefully you can restore America's democracy to the shining beacon of hope and inspiration that it was back in 2016.

    You’re exactly right😁
  18. #98
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Yeah, hopefully you can restore America's democracy to the shining beacon of hope and inspiration that it was back in 2016.



    yeah maybe we'll be able to reverse that incorrigable Trump's plans to withdraw from Afghanistan and Iraq and have a merry christmas yet
  19. #99
    Technologist victim of incest
    It’s ok, trump’s damage will be undone. You guys wanted to see the US fall. You won’t get that just yet.😁

    Hold out hope, but don’t hold your breath😂
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't want to ruin the surprise, but at this point voting is like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic.
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