2020-07-29 at 1:19 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
...shoes or a shirt! They said "no shoes, no shirt, no service!"
This is a total infringement on my rights. Guys, you have to understand, if they are going to mandate that I wear shoes and shirt, are they going to SUPPLY us with proper footwear, and some useless cloth to cover my nipples? You can still SEE my nipples folks, they're pokies.
Will they pay for the the detergent it costs to wash my shirt and the Mr. Clean magic eraser to make my Sketchers look fresh? I thought not.
I found a LOOPHOLE though. I'm going to walk in tomorrow with shoes on my hands, and a see-through shirt, then they can't do ANYTHING! As soon as I walk in they're be like "wow, you got us, you can shop now" and totally not kick me out.
You SHEEPLE may laugh but this is just the first step, what's next? A demand to think about my fellow man when making everyday decisions? I think not.
We must rise up TOGETHER as INDIVIDUALS regardless of science, facts or social pressure.
What provisions are in place if I can't wear a shirt of shoes for medical reasons? I have bunions and need custom orthotics!!
How are people going to even enforce this?!
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2020-07-29 at 1:48 AM UTC
Slides & wife beaters are the "toeing the line" choices here, bad asses only apply.
2020-07-29 at 1:51 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
I looked at some statistics, and most people who wear shirts an shoes actually die. Don't believe me? Look at any crime scene photos, most of the bodies have a shirt and/or shoes on, but no one researches this phenomenon and the government never talks about it.
2020-07-29 at 2:50 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Get someone who IS wearing a shirt and shoes to go in and eat for you? That would teach them a good lesson.
2020-07-29 at 11:29 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I walked in a gas station today and put a shirt on when I already got inside because it was well air conditioned
dude as long as u dont get any hair anywhere I dont care ane neither should anyone else. Youre Ukranian in heritage aren't you? I dont think Ukrainians can even grow hair. They're the most hairless of all slavs, look it up
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2020-07-29 at 11:30 PM UTC
Satire is the artistic form that suits your desire, Obbe 1 Canobi.
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