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China sending Americans seeds??? WTF

  1. 2020-07-28 at 10:02 PM UTC
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    Technologist victim of incest
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/china-seeds-americans-mail-unsolicited/

    "USDA is aware that people across the country have received suspicious, unsolicited packages of seed that appear to be coming from China," the USDA's Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (APHIS) said in a statement Tuesday.

    What in the hell??

    Alright conspiracy buffs, what are they?
  2. 2020-07-28 at 10:10 PM UTC
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Corona plants.
  3. 2020-07-28 at 10:19 PM UTC
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No shit, what the fuck is this all about?







    I saw this yesterday on a Finnish imageboard
  4. 2020-07-28 at 11:03 PM UTC
    #4
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Return to sender
  5. 2020-07-28 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #5
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  6. 2020-07-28 at 11:59 PM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah this is weird, seen a fair few people report receiving random seeds.

    I'd be interested to see a list of originating addresses
  7. 2020-07-29 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #7
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    https://www.farmprogress.com/government/agroterrorists-and-al-qaeda-target-us-agriculture


    When in doubt, blame the Chinese.

    Good timing though, to destroy the US. Riots, food shortages from contaminated crops, millions of jobs lost and people being violently attacked for not wearing a mask, people chimping out left and right.


    Now all we need is a few small EMP attacks in key cities
  8. 2020-07-29 at 12:57 AM UTC
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I've been seeing this story everywhere and yet not one fucking "investigative reporter" has had the seeds identified.
    That is the true story here folks "they" just want everyone to be scared of China.
    If I got some in the mail I'd say fuck it grow it just to see what this shit is.
    Maybe they are some magic beans,maybe they are some fent plants who knows let's find out.
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  9. 2020-07-29 at 1 AM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    China is sending us seeds cuz they know our dumb asses are going to plant some of them and then they will have their favorite foods to eat when they invade.
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  10. 2020-07-29 at 1:01 AM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When they do invade and learn what a fork is they are gonna feel stoooopid
  11. 2020-07-29 at 1:10 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I've been seeing this story everywhere and yet not one fucking "investigative reporter" has had the seeds identified.
    That is the true story here folks "they" just want everyone to be scared of China.
    If I got some in the mail I'd say fuck it grow it just to see what this shit is.
    Maybe they are some magic beans,maybe they are some fent plants who knows let's find out.

    I wouldn't plant them in case they're an invasive species but yeah, the anti-china psyops seem to be in full force lately
  12. 2020-07-29 at 1:18 AM UTC
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't plant them in case they're an invasive species but yeah, the anti-china psyops seem to be in full force lately

    plant em in a pot m8
  13. 2020-07-29 at 2:55 AM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't plant them in case they're an invasive species but yeah, the anti-china psyops seem to be in full force lately

    stop using the term 'invasive species', its racist.

    they are just ecological assylum seekers.

    say it : ecologic assylum seekers.
  14. 2020-07-29 at 2:57 AM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    on topic : op should have just planted chinese seed instead of nigger seed.
  15. 2020-07-29 at 12:37 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I knew what these were as soon as I read about them.

    It's sad that so many of you are out of touch...as well as the media.
  16. 2020-07-29 at 12:40 PM UTC
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    jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
    i mistook it for flakka rocks and shot them al up
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  17. 2020-07-29 at 1:08 PM UTC
    #17
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    It looks like hawyan bebby wood rope
  18. 2020-07-29 at 1:12 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Fake reviews..that's it.

    I've received several such packages because I buy/sell a lot online...not seeds but similar "tat"...usually small electronics because that's mostly what I deal with.

    I've also had them email me asking me to write fake reviews for tat they've sent and they'll send me more for free.

    They have to have a tracking record of tat sent in case amazon/ebay/etc challenge their reviews.

    That's it...you can go back to being oblivious to how the world works again.
  19. 2020-07-29 at 1:14 PM UTC
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fake reviews..that's it.

    I've received several such packages because I buy/sell a lot online…not seeds but similar "tat"…usually small electronics because that's mostly what I deal with.

    I've also had them email me asking me to write fake reviews for tat they've sent and they'll send me more for free.

    They have to have a tracking record of tat sent in case amazon/ebay/etc challenge their reviews.

    That's it…you can go back to being oblivious to how the world works again.

    Communist spy detected 🇨🇳
  20. 2020-07-29 at 1:30 PM UTC
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting plant em in a pot m8

    Doesn't stop the seeds from being carried by the wind tbh, my pot basil willleave seed cum on the ground below I have a veritable gaggle of floor basil under my balcony
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